im gonna distorrrrrrt

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

People often claim that Cinder is a villain in RWBY and this is misinformation bordering on defamation of character. As a matter of fact Cinder is a sweet angel who's never done anything wrong. She is incapable or harming anyone and if she ever had they totally deserved it and if they didn't then they just had a skill issue and should have been not harmed. Cinder is not at fault, she is never at fault. She is a perfect kind loving person who everyone should apologize to for being mean to her.

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

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the thing about the one piece adaptation is that it doesn’t take itself seriously in the sense of trying to make things more realistic or grounded or grimdark but it DOES take itself seriously in the sense of everyone putting their whole pussy into treating cwazy hair stupid weapon silly name world as the reality the characters are in and one that has real emotional stakes and it kind of rules