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Me: *minding my own business*

Dad: see the new rug I got, it's much bigger than the other one.

Mom: I had a rug there that worked perfectly fine. You didn't have to get a new one just because it was bigger.

Dad: but it's bigger.

Mom: *goes to Ikea*

Me: *enjoying Ikea*

Mom: I'm going to get this rug because it's bigger than the one your dad brought home.

#ikea #family #parentsbelike #rugs #oneup #funny #bigger #bigrugs

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I work at a fast food restaurant and...

This man really just slid me $5 to make sure his order was right... like, he put it down on the counter and looked me dead in the eyes and said "now make sure you get my order right"

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G: what are you doing awake?

J: its only 12:30

G: shiz, i guess you right

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