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Hunter: I am. Thanks, man.

Hunter: I freaked out over him putting up posters about us being a couple. But on the other hand, it made us both see we wanted different angles of the same thing. It wasn't going to work. I panicked. I felt pushed and I panicked. So yeah, I screwed up what could've possibly been something good.

Sebastian: Yeah, look. It might have been something good, not arguing that, but if he couldn't respect your boundaries after ONE date then maybe it's for the best.

Sebastian: At least you're both not in the right place now. Who knows in a year or two, that might be different.

Hunter: Because I'm angry at myself and I want to take it out on you. It's either that or going to the gym to punch the bag.

Hunter: It's over. Vince and I. I screwed up.

Sebastian: Are you at your apartment? I can be there in 15.

You think hotdogs are disgusting?

No. But calling them a sandwich is.

Why are you attempting to be mean, Sebastian? You’re my brother’s “friend” or whatever; you’d think that’d mean you’d be at least kinda nice to me.

Really? You’re going to play that card? You’re your brother’s “brother” but you forgot about that part for awhile, didn’t you?

Oh come on, Sebastian. People are just having fun.

I think sometimes the freshers forget that graduate students actually need time to work.

Why the long face, Sebastian? How you been? 

I’m sulking, clearly. 

I will give you some of my peanut butter chocolate chip cookies! 

You will definitely have more luck bribing me with cookies, yes.

Do you know of any other Patrick Star? I don’t think so. Why would I need help though?

I didn’t even know of one Patrick Star, Jaxon, let alone two.

Hunter: Fancy an angry fuck?

Sebastian: Is it the type of angry fuck I can ask why it's angry?

Since I am an overachiever and lets be real as President of Glee Club and Lambda Alpha Delta, Vice President of SGA and well a Graduate Law Student I can never just do one thing, so I am campaigning for Best smile, Most involved, Most likely to be president, Best booty (I mean that is a no brainer)! And with my King we are campaigning for Cutest couple, Most likely to remain college sweethearts and Masquerade Queen and King! So vote for me and us! 

I thought it was a Mas-QUEER-ade ball. Why are straight couples running for cutest couple? You didn’t get enough of that at prom and every other dance?

Private: I’m sorry, man. Didn’t mean to bring back shitty memories.

I mean, it’s easier not to feel anything. It’s worked for me for a long time.

Private: It’s fine. It was several years ago now. Perhaps I’ll tell you why we broke up some day.

Private: Like I said, it doesn’t matter now. I told him, I said ‘baby steps’, but I guess the message got lost somewhere. And now I’m a prick for both him, and her. So I’d call that a successful start.

Private: ... and you’re still with him? After that? I don’t know, I think “baby steps” makes it pretty obvious you weren’t ready to show from the rooftops and dance together at Pride just yet.