Rockerboy til death

★ CHAPEL OF CHROME LOVE★

Basic "Never Wash Away" package — 350 €$

One (1) wedding, I say the words, you sign the thing. The arm is not included in photos!!!

Deluxe "Chippin' On" package — 500 €$

Everything above, PLUS the no-copyright version of "Chippin In" played, one (1) confetti cannon, and I pretend I cry.

Premium "Bake The Fuck Up Samurai" package — 680 €$

Full ceremony, smoke machine, I ride in on a motorcycle while I actually cry (rental, you cover damages)

★ NOTE ★

All packages include same-day paperwork!!!

More 'bout me

+ 50€$

There's a lot I won't do for money, but work is work.

+ 50€$

Silverdyne, Dollarhend, same thing.

I'd like to point out that these pictures are erotic, the point is NOT the nudity on them. If you want a naked Jerry, go find him at the Dicky Twister on Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, from 8pm to 8am. Dicky Twister — where your dick is respected and loved.

So, prices:

Picture of Jerry looking gorgeous — 4567 €$

+ 50€$

Weddings, funerals, engagement parties, bachelor parties, bachelorette parties, baby showers, sexy RP, lap dances, cat pics, dick pics, yaoi — these are all part of my work, and part of Jerry's work too.

if so id take a premium one of that, payment upfront obviously

great deal, gotta support my favorite small local rockerboy

+2529.50 €$

Payment confirmed. Delivering the photos now.

Order confirmed: two standard cat pics, express delivery.

That's 2.529,50 €$.

+50€$

Place your order here. Which one do you want?

Premium — 1.530,50 €$ + exress delivery for free

Standard — 999 €$ + express delivery 531,50€$

+ 50€$

Depends on the traffic, but standard delivery's 3-5 business days. Express is 24 hours for an extra 551€$. Overnight if you're really desperate, that's premium, 675€$

+ 50€$

-O.E.

Guess I'm pregnant. The baby's kicking already. Ice cream. Pickled onions. Chop chop.

Ooohoohhhh my goddd noooo noo noooo not in real life- O////////O omg

I meant writing the spicy roleplay writing pretending wer the characters just with smexiness lololol hehe :3

Like uhm you and Jerry and my chaeacte4 and they would find her so beautiful that ecen theyre true love(i hc they're married now and Akerry is still half Angel half demin) cannot stop the unstoppable threesome hehehe :3

Only maybe Jerry's character could be called Kerry and yours still called Johnny? Bit your is also pargent with half-demon half-humqn half-angel baby. Plz?

Same price?

-O.E.

Why not in the real life? Shame to let a dick this impressive go unseen. But whatever.

Alright, miss. We're in. The full session's 1.503,50 €$.

+50€$

Okay, we adore each other. Thanks for the eddies, choom, maybe I'll get back on my feet someday. Cat pics? 1503.50€$/1pic