the neon demon

for the small weird loves. by poetdameron

As a young boy, Johnny learned it’s easy to disarm people with enough venom put into words he promised his mother to never say.

As a young boy, Daniel learned that a boy that likes other boys is a dead boy, unless he keeps his mouth shut.

Or, the journey of two repressed men into acceptance.

Netflix’s COBRA KAI first official poster.

Three’s Company [FFNet / AO3] by nannygirl

A Zenmasters Anthology (2018) Fic

Summary: Hyde and Jackie’s wedding day has finally arrived along with a bought of bad luck that Jackie is convinced is a sign that their wedding shouldn’t take place. Especially when she ends up stuck in an elevator with Red Forman and her ex-boyfriend. Will they get out in time for the wedding? Will there still be a wedding to get out for?

Rated: K+

OId Elevator Display - Free Stock Footage by Storyfootage 

Is it my turn to wish you were lying here?

I tend to dream you when I’m not sleeping.

COBRA KAI characters as The Onion headlines

bonus:

I know you’re out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid... you’re afraid of us. You’re afraid of change. I don’t know the future. I didn’t come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it’s going to begin. I’m going to hang up this phone, and then I’m going to show these people what you don’t want them to see. I’m going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

And now I’m eating your boyfriend. See? At least I’m consistent.

Cobra Kai as The Onion headlines, lawrusso edition:

Every fanfic ever, and I love it

The second one is pretty much a reference to my favorite fanfic aka (No) Mercy for the Midlife Crisis by Elise_51, Storyshark2005