The official blog of one Johnny Hazzard

There's going to be quite the buzz about a film I'm in called "RUN" starring myself @alancummingsnaps here is the trailer https://vimeo.com/175110916

Solo shotgun side seat traveling in the country Allows my time to be infinite endless and free Destinations valued in something other than time Illustrates my typical type of paradigm (at Ross Township, Allegheny County, Pennsylvania)

That time I had an asparagus omelette before my drive to Ohio and I had to take a piss in my portable plastic grandpa potty at half past 7 and it had a leak… it's almost 10 am. (at Fishkill, New York)

He's up and ready for sale. Only one. Size 10 with an option to make it 10.5 www.SpitShineLA.com #nautical (at Provincetown Harbor)

#untitled (at Plimoth Plantation)

Restock with more cock. #cockart

Several pieces left. Sterling silver, hand carved, self inspired, and for sale at www.SpitShineLA.com #homoeroticart #jewelry #handmade

Finishing touches in place. #handmadejewelry #craftsman #eroticart

Coming soon are these sterling silver pendants and no, they aren't to scale. #eroticart #handmadejewelry #crafts

Post dinner pre #netflixandchill pore strip application #biorestrips

Is it a secret collaboration or just a friendly celebrity sighting @alancummingsnaps (at The Court NYC - a St Giles Premier Hotel)

We're scrapping all Summer Shirts this September. Everything Under $20! www.SPITSHINELA.com @spitshinela #summersales #handmade #tshirtshop (at Los Angeles, California)

New piece from the only man I allow to ink me #tattoos #blackwork @noskos132

Late dinner with Gomer. (at Palm Springs, California)

Normally I would never purchase, let alone consume, a beer with watermelon and lime. However this is @newbelgium and they're one of my faves so I decided to try it. Never a let down with these guys. Perfect balance of hops with just enough sweetness and acidity to make it MY SUMMER BEER FOR 2016

Corn shucker. #bbq #mothersday

DIY #hardware #diy #handyman