Small and Caring

WHAT THE FUCK

There’s literally a drowzee every three feet inside the Mall of America. I think they’re building an army there. If you need a hypno then just go to the Mall of America because you’re guaranteed to catch at least 100 drowzees there

im like a shitty anime dating sim…if i talk to six people i gotta immediately go to bed…if i go grocery shopping its half my hp

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

Sports anime is like 70% trash talking. 

20% angsting/backstory

10% actual sport

And 1000% into defying the laws of physics

and sometimes the rules of the game

i always thought it was funny how in the lord of the rings sam and frodo head out and after awhile sam’s like “mr. frodo if i take one more step this is the farthest from the shire ive ever been” and then a ways after they meet up with merry and pippin on their daily vegetable run like jesus christ sam get out of the house once in awhile

*is still v excited about books but doesn’t have the motivation or concentration to read like I used to*

person: you have very unique features! me: so what youre saying is…. im ugly.