John Burgerlking

@johnburgerlking

#1 homonculous employee (FUCK YOU JANE)

604 posts

welcome to burgerking please proceed to the window

or if you're ordering inside please proceed to counter

DNI:

Heathcliff. Gave me a concussion. I’ll have my revenge.

mcdonalds employees (unless they let me steal things)

dairy queen employees

The IRS

That one guy who called me "Kind of a MILF", you know who you are

poop anon (dont ask)

my bosses:

@everycashierofburgerking, @burgerlkingofthewilddelivery

my bitch coworkers whomst i hate:

@janeburgerlking, @fnulnubutmakeitburgerlking

my non-bitch coworker whomst i do not hate:

@burgerkingdante

horse

@burgerlking-dullahan

#limbus company #burgerlking

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gouging oyut your eyes XD XD XD such an epic prank

who the fuck talks like thiHADGADHGAHSGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

burgerlkingofthewilddelivery

im taking your arms

and also your legs

that also includes your eardrums

but in change, im giving you the heart virus

and a blindfold

johnburgerlking

boss do you need another k corp ampule

johnburgerlking

who left their diary lying around. horrible cover design who even picked this

johnburgerlking

its so pink. and has like, various cartoony stickers. lol whoever has this must be a huge loser

john. john you're gonna be on baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad terms with the middle john.

johnburgerlking

ive BEEN on bad terms with the middle. they've disemboweled me twice, but im made of grease so i just put myself back together

burgerlkingofthewilddelivery

I AM SONIC . EXE

CAN I BORROW 20$

I am NOT playing your game you BUM

GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

johnburgerlking

why is ther e evil sonic

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what if I put both you and jane in meatgrinders then sorta

Push the homunculus substance together

Maybe bake it at 1600° for 24 hours

you'd get an awful mess, thats what. we're not made for that

In that case why don’t you two put your differences aside and fuse to become the ultimate homunculus employee

Also burgerlking’s gonna use you to sell a fursuit, if you keep the money, he can’t take it from you because an anon gave him a funny coin that turns all his money into experience

I CANT. SHE FUCKING SUCKS. I WOULD RATHER DIE

What if i start debuffing jane

our strength is always equal. if you debuff jane i get debuffed. if you buff me jane gets buffed

burgerlkingofthewilddelivery

i can't believe i just fell for bait fuck my stupid burgerlking mod life why cant farmwathc id be real

everycashierofburgerking

// mod i swear to fuck if youre talking abt what i think youre talking abt. //For everyone else, here's the context that this DUMBASS believed in.

johnburgerlking

//THE FUCKING PROJECG MOON MOON BASE????

burgerlkingofthewilddelivery

look in my defense i saw farmwatch and focused solely on farmwatch i even made this shit because i ONLY cared about farmwatch

johnburgerlking

//there is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there IS NO FARMWATCH ID

johnburgerlking

who left their diary lying around. horrible cover design who even picked this

johnburgerlking

its so pink. and has like, various cartoony stickers. lol whoever has this must be a huge loser

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why is the homunculus capable of ovulating

You're asking me like I know the answer I don't fuckving know why it ovulates

johnburgerlking

its necessary for homunculi health and growth. i would know

[A humonculi is given for you to absorb] "go, get Jane"

now heres the thing, right

every time I get stronger, she does as well. Neither of us have any idea how.

What if you absorbed jane like you did the other 4 homunculi?

cant. we're equal power.

who left their diary lying around. horrible cover design who even picked this

burgerlkingofthewilddelivery

i can't believe i just fell for bait fuck my stupid burgerlking mod life why cant farmwathc id be real

everycashierofburgerking

// mod i swear to fuck if youre talking abt what i think youre talking abt. //For everyone else, here's the context that this DUMBASS believed in.

johnburgerlking

//THE FUCKING PROJECG MOON MOON BASE????

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johnburgerlking

some dude just sold me something he called "The Wild Blunt" in the parking lot, this aint shi

fgufclk dide is that a g ho st

everycashierofburgerking

No dumbass that's just me. Now stop smoking shit quality weed and get back to work.

johnburgerlking

erhe... shure boss././.

some dude just sold me something he called "The Wild Blunt" in the parking lot, this aint shi

fgufclk dide is that a g ho st

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