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What the fuck is happening in Britain???? I’m Australian, and I was watching the news the other day and I heard about Count Binface.

PLEASE LET HIM GET ELECTED. :3

thank you that is all

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tooth-fairy-yooko

my dad said I shouldn't use the English language as i please well wait until he sees how crazy style epic mode I've been englishing as i interweb

tooth-fairy-yooko

there are two notes on this post (excluding the third im adding now) and youre both of them so thats actually incorrect

ebonyheartnet

martinkhall

100,000 by July.

tooth-fairy-yooko

you've failed. i win another round, tumblr.

worlds-of-garnet-ink

by the END of July :)

tooth-fairy-yooko

you are giving me another chance to win. this post isnt going to get 100k notes man

thatwasfunnypleaselaugh

@type-blaze0 you know who to summon

type-blaze0

They didn't say this july, By the way. But fine.

Ahem, celebrity moots, your presence has been requested by @thatwasfunnypleaselaugh. If you have any complaints, bring it up with them.

The celebrity moots in question: @teaboot @king-of-oreo @bubble-official @evil-bread-offical @skeletal-spire-man

And those whose presence is wanted as well @walmart-the-official @offiiciallybavaria

Also, @left-lateral-incisor @aka-edmond i remember you two liking to spam things.

king-of-oreo

I’m not even kidding I thought this post was a 10k in the beginning

buckyfan-fluid

@no-one-offical @laciffo-natas @da-police-offical @oero-fo-gnik

laciffo-natas

Same as king, I was startled

cat-that-ignored-you-offical

sheep

john-doe-offical

sheep!!!!!

#I love sheep they are so cute

astronaut-offical

Here are 10 things you can do in space :3

1) Float

2) Go on a spacewalk

3) See footprints left behind by the previous astronauts

4) Float

5) Get closer to the stars

6) Wear a cool backpack

7) Get the closest feeling to God

8) Jump really high

9) Float and jump really high

10) Float

john-doe-offical

I like floating!

#Shenanigans by John Doe #officalverse #the officalverse #offical blog

astronaut-offical

I want to make some polls, but I have no ideas for them...

lelethetopicchanger

sharks or snails

everybody is on a side

astronaut-offical

Brilliant.

You heard 'em, everybody!!

Sharks or snails??

Sharks 🦈

Snails 🐌

Remaining time: 3 days 9 hours

dying-pen-offical

Oh my God I don't know which one to choose. Oh God. Oh no.

astronaut-offical

>:3

(Yeah, it is quite a hard one, I must say...)

john-doe-offical

SHARKS

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astronaut-offical

Maybe one day I'll decide to stop using tags, but when that day will come, I have no idea...

#No please never #your tags make my day

costco-offical

im feeling like I wanna r e v e a l something but I dunno what

get polled

face

hand

voice

hair(I have cool hair)

my fridge

brick of cheese

where I'm from

other(pls clarify in comments)

Voting ended onJul 9

if this is stoopid feel free to tell me

#I like cheese #Shenanigans by John Doe

john-doe-offical

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

trustworthyadvice-offical

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

john-doe-offical

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

Are we counting down the days to your death?

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

trustworthyadvice-offical

*frantic* my sources are telling me that you should try seltzer water to reverse the effects

they have not failed me once this should work

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

evil-hospital-offical

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

WHY IS THERE AN EVIL HOSPITAL AND WHY ARE YOU ALSO COUNTING DOWN????!??!?!?! I THOUGHT HOSPITALS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIFE SAVING PLACES

SO uH

I CREATED HAM AGAIN BUT ITS ARTIFICIAL WILL THAT WORK

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

hospital-offical

+3 health

(please work please work)

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

CAN WE GIVE THE CONSUMER OF HAM SANDWICHES +1000 HEALTH PLEASE MY DEAR FRIEND @hospital-offical

I’m genuinely curious what happens at 0 but ALSO YES NO DYING PLEASE

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

hospital-offical

NOBODY REBLOG THIS ANYMORE OKAY?

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

anonmous-offical

Hey @hospital-offical what did you say?

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

anonmous-offical

Uhhh

*makes ham sandwich*

*gives ham sandwich*

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

I was counting the numbers I posted starting from 10

anonmous-offical

Oh okay

john-doe-offical

Wonderful

#Shenanigans by John Doe

john-doe-offical

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

trustworthyadvice-offical

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

john-doe-offical

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

Are we counting down the days to your death?

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

trustworthyadvice-offical

*frantic* my sources are telling me that you should try seltzer water to reverse the effects

they have not failed me once this should work

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

evil-hospital-offical

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

WHY IS THERE AN EVIL HOSPITAL AND WHY ARE YOU ALSO COUNTING DOWN????!??!?!?! I THOUGHT HOSPITALS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIFE SAVING PLACES

SO uH

I CREATED HAM AGAIN BUT ITS ARTIFICIAL WILL THAT WORK

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

hospital-offical

+3 health

(please work please work)

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

CAN WE GIVE THE CONSUMER OF HAM SANDWICHES +1000 HEALTH PLEASE MY DEAR FRIEND @hospital-offical

I’m genuinely curious what happens at 0 but ALSO YES NO DYING PLEASE

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

hospital-offical

NOBODY REBLOG THIS ANYMORE OKAY?

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

anonmous-offical

Hey @hospital-offical what did you say?

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

eleanorthetired

oh look a button :D

john-doe-offical

…

Did they just die

#Shenanigans by John Doe #Offical blog #the officalverse #officalverse

john-doe-offical

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

trustworthyadvice-offical

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

john-doe-offical

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

Are we counting down the days to your death?

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

trustworthyadvice-offical

*frantic* my sources are telling me that you should try seltzer water to reverse the effects

they have not failed me once this should work

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

evil-hospital-offical

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

WHY IS THERE AN EVIL HOSPITAL AND WHY ARE YOU ALSO COUNTING DOWN????!??!?!?! I THOUGHT HOSPITALS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIFE SAVING PLACES

SO uH

I CREATED HAM AGAIN BUT ITS ARTIFICIAL WILL THAT WORK

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

hospital-offical

+3 health

(please work please work)

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

CAN WE GIVE THE CONSUMER OF HAM SANDWICHES +1000 HEALTH PLEASE MY DEAR FRIEND @hospital-offical

I’m genuinely curious what happens at 0 but ALSO YES NO DYING PLEASE

#Shenanigans by John Doe #officalverse #the officalverse #offical blog

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john-doe-offical

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

trustworthyadvice-offical

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

john-doe-offical

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

Are we counting down the days to your death?

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

trustworthyadvice-offical

*frantic* my sources are telling me that you should try seltzer water to reverse the effects

they have not failed me once this should work

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

evil-hospital-offical

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

WHY IS THERE AN EVIL HOSPITAL AND WHY ARE YOU ALSO COUNTING DOWN????!??!?!?! I THOUGHT HOSPITALS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIFE SAVING PLACES

SO uH

I CREATED HAM AGAIN BUT ITS ARTIFICIAL WILL THAT WORK

#Shenanigans by John Doe #the officalverse #offical blog #Officalverse

john-doe-offical

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

trustworthyadvice-offical

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

john-doe-offical

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

Are we counting down the days to your death?

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

trustworthyadvice-offical

*frantic* my sources are telling me that you should try seltzer water to reverse the effects

they have not failed me once this should work

john-doe-offical

ARE THEY GOING TO DIE

DID WE JUST START THE PROCESS OF STARVATION

IS THERE A DOCTOR HERE

#Tw death #tw starvation #Shenanigans by John Doe #officalverse #the officalverse #offical blog

john-doe-offical

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

trustworthyadvice-offical

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

john-doe-offical

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

Are we counting down the days to your death?

#Shenanigans by John Doe #Sorry i feel like this is lore or something that i may be missing #Officalverse #the officalverse #offical blog

john-doe-offical

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

trustworthyadvice-offical

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

john-doe-offical

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

#Shenanigans by John Doe #officalverse #the officalverse #offical blog

idkwhattoputbroo

do people actually remember what they post

I'm gonna forget this in 5 minutes

john-doe-offical

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Fun Fact NUMBER TWO

^^ this is my self portrait :)

#Genuinely stole this off of something and i cannot remember what it was #Shenanigans by John Doe #John doe? More like #Uh #JOHN FOE #THATS RIGHT #IM GOING TO BE YOUR FOE #HAHAHAHAHAH #GET SCARED #Officalverse #the officalverse #offical blog

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

#I am getting bored #Shenanigans by John Doe

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