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Here are 10 things you can do in space :3

1) Float

2) Go on a spacewalk

3) See footprints left behind by the previous astronauts

4) Float

5) Get closer to the stars

6) Wear a cool backpack

7) Get the closest feeling to God

8) Jump really high

9) Float and jump really high

10) Float

#Shenanigans by John Doe #officalverse #the officalverse #offical blog

I like floating!

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I want to make some polls, but I have no ideas for them...

lelethetopicchanger

sharks or snails

everybody is on a side

Brilliant.

You heard 'em, everybody!!

Sharks or snails??

Sharks 🦈

Snails 🐌

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

dying-pen-offical

Oh my God I don't know which one to choose. Oh God. Oh no.

>:3

(Yeah, it is quite a hard one, I must say...)

SHARKS

#No please never #your tags make my day

Maybe one day I'll decide to stop using tags, but when that day will come, I have no idea...

costco-offical

im feeling like I wanna r e v e a l something but I dunno what

get polled

face

hand

voice

hair(I have cool hair)

my fridge

brick of cheese

where I'm from

other(pls clarify in comments)

Remaining time: 1 day 11 hours

if this is stoopid feel free to tell me

#I like cheese #Shenanigans by John Doe

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

Are we counting down the days to your death?

*frantic* my sources are telling me that you should try seltzer water to reverse the effects

they have not failed me once this should work

WHY IS THERE AN EVIL HOSPITAL AND WHY ARE YOU ALSO COUNTING DOWN????!??!?!?! I THOUGHT HOSPITALS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIFE SAVING PLACES

SO uH

I CREATED HAM AGAIN BUT ITS ARTIFICIAL WILL THAT WORK

+3 health

(please work please work)

CAN WE GIVE THE CONSUMER OF HAM SANDWICHES +1000 HEALTH PLEASE MY DEAR FRIEND @hospital-offical

I’m genuinely curious what happens at 0 but ALSO YES NO DYING PLEASE

NOBODY REBLOG THIS ANYMORE OKAY?

Hey @hospital-offical what did you say?

Uhhh

*makes ham sandwich*

*gives ham sandwich*

I was counting the numbers I posted starting from 10

Oh okay

Wonderful

#Shenanigans by John Doe

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Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

Are we counting down the days to your death?

*frantic* my sources are telling me that you should try seltzer water to reverse the effects

they have not failed me once this should work

WHY IS THERE AN EVIL HOSPITAL AND WHY ARE YOU ALSO COUNTING DOWN????!??!?!?! I THOUGHT HOSPITALS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIFE SAVING PLACES

SO uH

I CREATED HAM AGAIN BUT ITS ARTIFICIAL WILL THAT WORK

+3 health

(please work please work)

CAN WE GIVE THE CONSUMER OF HAM SANDWICHES +1000 HEALTH PLEASE MY DEAR FRIEND @hospital-offical

I’m genuinely curious what happens at 0 but ALSO YES NO DYING PLEASE

NOBODY REBLOG THIS ANYMORE OKAY?

Hey @hospital-offical what did you say?

eleanorthetired

oh look a button :D

#Shenanigans by John Doe #Offical blog #the officalverse #officalverse

…

Did they just die

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

Are we counting down the days to your death?

*frantic* my sources are telling me that you should try seltzer water to reverse the effects

they have not failed me once this should work

WHY IS THERE AN EVIL HOSPITAL AND WHY ARE YOU ALSO COUNTING DOWN????!??!?!?! I THOUGHT HOSPITALS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIFE SAVING PLACES

SO uH

I CREATED HAM AGAIN BUT ITS ARTIFICIAL WILL THAT WORK

+3 health

(please work please work)

#Shenanigans by John Doe #officalverse #the officalverse #offical blog

CAN WE GIVE THE CONSUMER OF HAM SANDWICHES +1000 HEALTH PLEASE MY DEAR FRIEND @hospital-offical

I’m genuinely curious what happens at 0 but ALSO YES NO DYING PLEASE

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

Are we counting down the days to your death?

*frantic* my sources are telling me that you should try seltzer water to reverse the effects

they have not failed me once this should work

#Shenanigans by John Doe #the officalverse #offical blog #Officalverse

WHY IS THERE AN EVIL HOSPITAL AND WHY ARE YOU ALSO COUNTING DOWN????!??!?!?! I THOUGHT HOSPITALS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIFE SAVING PLACES

SO uH

I CREATED HAM AGAIN BUT ITS ARTIFICIAL WILL THAT WORK

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

Are we counting down the days to your death?

*frantic* my sources are telling me that you should try seltzer water to reverse the effects

they have not failed me once this should work

#Tw death #tw starvation #Shenanigans by John Doe #officalverse #the officalverse #offical blog

ARE THEY GOING TO DIE

DID WE JUST START THE PROCESS OF STARVATION

IS THERE A DOCTOR HERE

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

#Shenanigans by John Doe #Sorry i feel like this is lore or something that i may be missing #Officalverse #the officalverse #offical blog

Are we counting down the days to your death?

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Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

#Shenanigans by John Doe #officalverse #the officalverse #offical blog

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

idkwhattoputbroo

do people actually remember what they post

I'm gonna forget this in 5 minutes

#Genuinely stole this off of something and i cannot remember what it was #Shenanigans by John Doe #John doe? More like #Uh #JOHN FOE #THATS RIGHT #IM GOING TO BE YOUR FOE #HAHAHAHAHAH #GET SCARED #Officalverse #the officalverse #offical blog

Fun Fact NUMBER TWO

^^ this is my self portrait :)

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

#I am getting bored #Shenanigans by John Doe

the-middle-child-offical

ugh I need to be posting more but like what do I even post abt

Hi I'm a middle child and I exist

I like grilled cheese sandwiches

real i neglect this blog

however

OMYGOD WHAT WAS THAT I SWEAR I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING

GHOST??!!??!!

the-middle-child-offical

NOT THIS AGAIN ISTG