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costco-offical

im feeling like I wanna r e v e a l something but I dunno what

get polled

face

hand

voice

hair(I have cool hair)

my fridge

brick of cheese

where I'm from

other(pls clarify in comments)

Remaining time: 1 day 23 hours

if this is stoopid feel free to tell me

#I like cheese #Shenanigans by John Doe

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john-doe-offical

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

trustworthyadvice-offical

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

john-doe-offical

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

Are we counting down the days to your death?

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

trustworthyadvice-offical

*frantic* my sources are telling me that you should try seltzer water to reverse the effects

they have not failed me once this should work

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

evil-hospital-offical

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

WHY IS THERE AN EVIL HOSPITAL AND WHY ARE YOU ALSO COUNTING DOWN????!??!?!?! I THOUGHT HOSPITALS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIFE SAVING PLACES

SO uH

I CREATED HAM AGAIN BUT ITS ARTIFICIAL WILL THAT WORK

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

hospital-offical

+3 health

(please work please work)

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

CAN WE GIVE THE CONSUMER OF HAM SANDWICHES +1000 HEALTH PLEASE MY DEAR FRIEND @hospital-offical

I’m genuinely curious what happens at 0 but ALSO YES NO DYING PLEASE

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

hospital-offical

NOBODY REBLOG THIS ANYMORE OKAY?

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

anonmous-offical

Hey @hospital-offical what did you say?

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

anonmous-offical

Uhhh

*makes ham sandwich*

*gives ham sandwich*

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

I was counting the numbers I posted starting from 10

anonmous-offical

Oh okay

john-doe-offical

Wonderful

#Shenanigans by John Doe

john-doe-offical

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

trustworthyadvice-offical

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

john-doe-offical

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

Are we counting down the days to your death?

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

trustworthyadvice-offical

*frantic* my sources are telling me that you should try seltzer water to reverse the effects

they have not failed me once this should work

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

evil-hospital-offical

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

WHY IS THERE AN EVIL HOSPITAL AND WHY ARE YOU ALSO COUNTING DOWN????!??!?!?! I THOUGHT HOSPITALS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIFE SAVING PLACES

SO uH

I CREATED HAM AGAIN BUT ITS ARTIFICIAL WILL THAT WORK

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

hospital-offical

+3 health

(please work please work)

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

CAN WE GIVE THE CONSUMER OF HAM SANDWICHES +1000 HEALTH PLEASE MY DEAR FRIEND @hospital-offical

I’m genuinely curious what happens at 0 but ALSO YES NO DYING PLEASE

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

hospital-offical

NOBODY REBLOG THIS ANYMORE OKAY?

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

anonmous-offical

Hey @hospital-offical what did you say?

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

eleanorthetired

oh look a button :D

john-doe-offical

…

Did they just die

#Shenanigans by John Doe #Offical blog #the officalverse #officalverse

john-doe-offical

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

trustworthyadvice-offical

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

john-doe-offical

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

Are we counting down the days to your death?

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

trustworthyadvice-offical

*frantic* my sources are telling me that you should try seltzer water to reverse the effects

they have not failed me once this should work

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

evil-hospital-offical

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

WHY IS THERE AN EVIL HOSPITAL AND WHY ARE YOU ALSO COUNTING DOWN????!??!?!?! I THOUGHT HOSPITALS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIFE SAVING PLACES

SO uH

I CREATED HAM AGAIN BUT ITS ARTIFICIAL WILL THAT WORK

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

hospital-offical

+3 health

(please work please work)

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

CAN WE GIVE THE CONSUMER OF HAM SANDWICHES +1000 HEALTH PLEASE MY DEAR FRIEND @hospital-offical

I’m genuinely curious what happens at 0 but ALSO YES NO DYING PLEASE

#Shenanigans by John Doe #officalverse #the officalverse #offical blog

john-doe-offical

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

trustworthyadvice-offical

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

john-doe-offical

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

Are we counting down the days to your death?

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

trustworthyadvice-offical

*frantic* my sources are telling me that you should try seltzer water to reverse the effects

they have not failed me once this should work

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

evil-hospital-offical

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

WHY IS THERE AN EVIL HOSPITAL AND WHY ARE YOU ALSO COUNTING DOWN????!??!?!?! I THOUGHT HOSPITALS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIFE SAVING PLACES

SO uH

I CREATED HAM AGAIN BUT ITS ARTIFICIAL WILL THAT WORK

#Shenanigans by John Doe #the officalverse #offical blog #Officalverse

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john-doe-offical

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

trustworthyadvice-offical

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

john-doe-offical

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

Are we counting down the days to your death?

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

trustworthyadvice-offical

*frantic* my sources are telling me that you should try seltzer water to reverse the effects

they have not failed me once this should work

john-doe-offical

ARE THEY GOING TO DIE

DID WE JUST START THE PROCESS OF STARVATION

IS THERE A DOCTOR HERE

#Tw death #tw starvation #Shenanigans by John Doe #officalverse #the officalverse #offical blog

john-doe-offical

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

trustworthyadvice-offical

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

john-doe-offical

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

john-doe-offical

Are we counting down the days to your death?

#Shenanigans by John Doe #Sorry i feel like this is lore or something that i may be missing #Officalverse #the officalverse #offical blog

john-doe-offical

Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

trustworthyadvice-offical

fun fact NUMBER TWO

i ate all of them so you can't ever have one

i advise that you find a different source of nutrition

john-doe-offical

Darn 😔

Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??

#Shenanigans by John Doe #officalverse #the officalverse #offical blog

idkwhattoputbroo

do people actually remember what they post

I'm gonna forget this in 5 minutes

john-doe-offical

Fun Fact NUMBER TWO

^^ this is my self portrait :)

#Genuinely stole this off of something and i cannot remember what it was #Shenanigans by John Doe #John doe? More like #Uh #JOHN FOE #THATS RIGHT #IM GOING TO BE YOUR FOE #HAHAHAHAHAH #GET SCARED #Officalverse #the officalverse #offical blog

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Fun Fact NUMBER ONE

I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!

#I am getting bored #Shenanigans by John Doe

the-middle-child-offical

ugh I need to be posting more but like what do I even post abt

Hi I'm a middle child and I exist

I like grilled cheese sandwiches

john-doe-offical

real i neglect this blog

however

OMYGOD WHAT WAS THAT I SWEAR I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING

GHOST??!!??!!

the-middle-child-offical

NOT THIS AGAIN ISTG

john-doe-offical

#Shenanigans by John Doe #officalverse #the officalverse #offical blog

everest-81

Come on

the-middle-child-offical

ugh I need to be posting more but like what do I even post abt

Hi I'm a middle child and I exist

I like grilled cheese sandwiches

john-doe-offical

real i neglect this blog

however

OMYGOD WHAT WAS THAT I SWEAR I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING

GHOST??!!??!!

#the officalverse #Shenanigans by John Doe #/silly

thundergrace

Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

thundergrace

To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.

lymeandcoconut

she’s so beautiful i had to include a few more photos

happibeans

Her instagram is @queennyakimofficial !

Support Black Women!!! Support Black Womens Art!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Women!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Womens Art!!!

🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤

thesaltofcarthage

I’ve reblogged her before, but really, you can’t have too many dark-skinned Black queens on your dash.

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penny-offical

gun elbows

somebody write my ideas down, I'm cooking

john-doe-offical

ON IT BOSS

wait

my elbows got blown off

help

#Shenanigans by John Doe #officalverse

local-band-of-idiots

yeah im complaining again becuse its pride month and for some reason im not seeing any agender posts that have a million notes, we arent included in the heart flag gifs, and it feels like nobody is talking about us

please dont forget about agender people this pride month

dont forget about agender people who dont also identify as trans

dont forget about agender people who want to transition (binary or not)

dont forget about agender people who dont

dont forget about agender people who use or like traditional binary pronouns like he/him and she/her

dont forget about agender people who prefer they/them or neo pronouns or a mix of pronouns

dont forget about agender people who dont want to use pronouns at all

dont forget about intersex agender people this pride

dont forget about agender people who are bisexual, pansexual, lesbian, gay, ect.

dont forget about agender people who are aromantic or asexual or both

dont forget about agender people who just dont care about dating or dont want to date anyone for any other reason

dont forget about agender people this pride

isuggestrespecttranspeople

Don’t forget about agender people!

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