Fun Fact NUMBER ONE
I have not had a single ham sandwich in my life!
fun fact NUMBER TWO
i ate all of them so you can't ever have one
i advise that you find a different source of nutrition
Darn π
Good thing im not @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical! What will they do now? Die?!!??
um
Are we counting down the days to your death?
*frantic* my sources are telling me that you should try seltzer water to reverse the effects
they have not failed me once this should work
ARE THEY GOING TO DIE
DID WE JUST START THE PROCESS OF STARVATION
IS THERE A DOCTOR HERE





















