Joey Votto Facts (Real and True)

Joey votto has been spotted at the old folks home. Just visiting, don't worry. He isn't old.

Joey votto is aerodynamic

Joey votto is experiencing what many call "summer fun"

Joey votto fact: joey votto is applying to universities (many)

joey votto once disappeared and came back different

joey votto usually carries a tampon but sometimes he doesn't remember

joey votto fact: joey votto is studying for his upcoming blade exams

joey votto went around the world in 79 days

Joey Votto is creating intricate sculptures from found objects and recycled materials

joey votto is feeling pretty quirky

joey votto fact: joey votto is preparing his christmas cards early

joey votto fact: joey votto is studying the blade

Joey votto is purchasing rhubarb compote

Joey votto fact: joey votto is feeling pretty snazzy

joey votto longs for in-season strawberries

joey votto is curious about the province of québec