what the hell am i doing here?

Do you? I am surprised.

I'm just an asshole and people think I'm joking.

Exactly, exactly. You don’t want to make yourself too known on a personal level, but you want people know enough to keep them happy. 

I don't care enough to keep them happy.. Just keeping people on their toes.

You should consider being a hair stylist for a future occupation. I’m sure you’d be successful. But back to the point, if you’re bored, I’m going to the zoo. You could be my handy butler and carry around my bag. 

I'd rather stay away from other people's hair, but thanks for the tip. Maybe I will join you, but I definitely will not be carrying your bag. I'm in no way a butler.

Seems we have a common ground. Keep them on their toes. Can never be too predictable.

Wow, What an idea. Your humor kills me.

Surprisingly, I get that a lot.

Adding the 101 to it makes it so much more interesting though! Like if people were to find out my password wouldn’t they be asking them self what the 101 means? Was I born on January 1st? Was I born at 1:01 in the morning or afternoon? The world may never know. 

Oh, the uncertainty is killing me.

Working isn’t my thing, I get distracted..

Be a bird watcher. 

Insulting you? That was never the goal. But now that brought up the hair, you should tell me about the product you use.

Shampoo. Occasionally conditioner. They work wonders.

Aw, c’mon. Adding numbers to the end to strengthen it is not something bad. I use that password for everything. I just use different numbers for each. 

Come to think of it, just "broadwayboy" would be pretty obvious for you.

What, does it put too much pressure on that brain of yours to actually think? Not that I blame you, it could be extremely tiring. 

You're boring me further. Please love, if you're going to attempt to insult me, humor me whilst doing it. Hair jokes, anything. Humor me.

You’re a pretty cool dude, too. I knew there was a side of you that secretly could tolerate me. Yesterday it seemed as though you didn’t want anything to do with me. Anyway, my username is [email protected] and my password is broadwayboy101. Don’t judge my password. 

No judgments being made. You wanna be broadwayboy101, you go be broadwayboy101. Doesn't phase me. If anything, I'm judging you on your succumbing to adding numbers to the end of your password to strengthen it.

Okay well, San Diego is a great part of California. You can go to the zoo, the aquarium, Historic park, the park in general, this weekend they have a fair, You can catch a game, catch a trolley to a random place, the opportunities are basically endless.

Ever thought of working for the tourist office?

I could give you my log in info and you could just give me like 3 dollars a month, probably. Just don’t judge me on the movies and shows I watch. Because everyone does.

Hey, you're an alright dude. I like you. You can watch what you like, doesn't bother me.

That’s the more sociable way to put it. Use your head a little, you’ll find something to do. 

Yeah, we'll pretend I'm going to do that.

Oh.. alright then. Are you still bored? I also watch Netflix and eat when I’m bored.. so you can do that!

Due to the fact I'm poor as hell and can't afford Netflix, I will just have to continue eating and probably draw some more on this desk.

Cab, Car, Cart, Legs. These are all things that could take you wear you wanna go.

Point being that I don't know where I want to go. I don't even know where I am. Where even is San Diego?