LaPizza Pages

Since I went fully vegetarian, the only food I’ve missed has been ramen. The meatless ones served at Japanese restaurants I’ve tried have been half-assed at best. I get it, if you can’t boil animal bones for 6 hours it’s probably not really ramen to a traditionalist.

1 shot if:

she says, ‘fabulous’

‘how easy is that’

‘how bad can that be’

‘who wants dessert’

‘store bought is fine’

if she uses ‘good vanilla’ or ‘good ketchup’

if she uses coffee in a chocolate dish to increase the depth of flavor

if she makes chicken

if it’s roasted

if she’s wearing denim

2 shot if:

a gay guy is present

if his name is miguel

if he makes a table scape

if frank is present

if they have back and forth banter

if steven is present

if it’s a ‘back to basics’ episode and either tyler florence or bobby flay is the guest

if she’s wearing navy blue or black

if she leaves her dinner party and says ‘dont have fun without me’

3 shots if:

she mentions ‘saffron’

if she mentions using ‘good dijon mustard’

if its not a ‘back to basics’ episode

if they do the ‘ask ina’ segment

if she uses the grill

if she’s wearing blue

4 shots if:

she mentions ‘stamen of the crocus’

T.R is present

if he’s wearing sunglasses and then takes them off

if she uses the grill for a non-meat dish

5 shots if:

if jeffrey is present

if they kiss

if eli zabar is present

if she uses her blackberry

if she drives her mercedes

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