Sure, much of masculinity is about bein tough, but a real man knows when to submit bro. And I can tell you right now, nothin is better than submitting to your testosterone. Your boner knows what's best bro.
Do what your boner tells you to do, and you'll realize just how fuckin good if feels to be a man. Your dick tellin you to start wearing your hat backward? Do it. Telling you to grow out your chest hair? Do it. Telling you to wear a tight tank top? Do it. Telling you to mow the lawn shirtless? Do it.
And most of all, when your dick tells you to eat big, you better do it bro. Won’t be long till you learn that eatin like a fuckin man feels better than sex. The more masculine you become, the more often you find yourself in a trance. Hypnotized by your own sex drive. Not a single thought in your head other than EAT. Almost perpetually turned on by your own masculinity. Merely existing as a man is enough to give you a boner. Having a belly is enough to make you cum.
Once the cycle starts, there’s no goin back. Eat all day and goon yourself to sleep. You’re a man now bro. Time to start eatin like one. Your belly is gonna grow whether you like it or not. But judging by the precum drippin off your boner, you fuckin like it. You’re gonna get fat, just like your neighbors, your coworkers, your bros… a man just can’t resist, and you’re no exception.
