not katherine

hey so i know you said you love me but my Everyone Hates Me syndrome is acting up

Crazy how every person who considered small talk useless who I met throughout my life consistently turned out to be just as dull when we get to talking to what they consider “deep” topics.

It’s almost as if all communication skills are connected and something can’t be “below you” if you fucking suck at it. How could it be below you if it’s literally beyond your reach? Get on your tippy toes hoe

Shocking: guy who wants to skip foreplay sucks at the real deal

Crazy how every person who considered small talk useless who I met throughout my life consistently turned out to be just as dull when we get to talking to what they consider “deep” topics.

It’s almost as if all communication skills are connected and something can’t be “below you” if you fucking suck at it. How could it be below you if it’s literally beyond your reach? Get on your tippy toes hoe

Shocking: guy who wants to skip foreplay sucks at the real deal

Crazy how every person who considered small talk useless who I met throughout my life consistently turned out to be just as dull when we get to talking to what they consider “deep” topics.

It’s almost as if all communication skills are connected and something can’t be “below you” if you fucking suck at it. How could it be below you if it’s literally beyond your reach? Get on your tippy toes hoe

Shocking: guy who wants to skip foreplay sucks at the real deal

i know they knowingly announced this to the public but like. can everyone who’s not a phannie stay out of it???? um…. this is family business.

hipster cafes be like "we are proud to be a community establishment! 😊 think local!! 😇 everyone welcome!!! 🏳️‍🌈 restroom for customers only"

I was 12 years old in 2011.... you could NEVER make me hate stomp clap hey music

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"