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@jo-jo-banks

my name is joseph banks and i spent 10 000 POUNDS ON THIS MISSION, U BETTA SHOW SOME RESPECT

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ok, cptjcook looks like he might actually throw someone overboard so party's, er. a bit cancelled. :(((

#by someone i mean me

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HEY EVERYONE, PARTY IN THE GREAT CABIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

it's too hot to breathe down here, wtf

dyou ever think about nature for too long and ur just like “what the fuck nature is so cool god is so cool have you seEn these pLANtS”

No.

god cpt ur no fun at all

#what not even a little bit???#don't u at least think the ocean is cool or smthing

dyou ever think about nature for too long and ur just like “what the fuck nature is so cool god is so cool have you seEn these pLANtS”

thiscabinistiny

I know I’ve been looking at this piece of seaweed for far too long. It’s starting to smell.

NATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dyou ever think about nature for too long and ur just like "what the fuck nature is so cool god is so cool have you seEn these pLANtS"

#nature #!!!!!!!!!#plants #botany #SOLANDER UR NOT IN UR CABIN WHERE R U I NEED SOMEONE WITH WHICH TO YELL ABOUT THIS CRAB

still waitin for one of the birds we catch 2 actually stay alive long enough 2 b kept…

You do remember we have a cat…?

IT'LL BE FINE

#god james i'm sure we can manage to KEEP THE CAT AWAY when we let the bird out #we're all intelligent men after all

still waitin for one of the birds we catch 2 actually stay alive long enough 2 b kept...

#[I'm so sorry but it's gotten quiet and I was in the GC again on another quiet Friday morning...]

This will never do.

Mr. Gathrey, all hands on deck. And I want lifelines rigged. Mr. Molyneux, Mr. Hicks, close reef both topsails and send down the topgallant yards. Mr. Monkhouse! You and the men under your command will go aloft to help with striking the main topgallant yard.

all right gentlemen, I think that's our cue to get down below!

#party in the gc?#get ur hammocks out but probably don't bother with any work needs doing

[…]

OMG THANK U SO MUCH, I NEED TO GO TELL SOLANDER

Mind how you go down the hatchway, sir - the swell…

thiscabinistoosmall

EEK!

…oh…hello, Mr Banks. Sorry about that…was just headed up and didn’t see you coming down there…

SORRY BRO BUT THERE'S SCIENCE NEEDS DOING

#U CAN COME PAINT STUFF IF U LIKE BUT I NEED TO FIND SOLANDER #NEWS OF THE DAY: THE CAPTAIN'S FOUND A GENEROUS STREAK #:DD

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Well, the swell has got up so much now that there’s no point even trying to do any more paperwork. Now that I’m out on deck, I can see that the wind is freshening, and there are a fair few of Mother Carey’s chickens following us. I have the feeling we’re in for a blow soon.

Mr. Molyneux, another reef in all the topsails, if you please. All hands to tack ship.

We’ll see how this goes for now.

sorry but what are “mother carey’s chickens” is this sailor speak for something??

…Mr. Banks. I… hm… I trust you’re well?

"Mother Carey’s chickens" are what we sailors call storm petrels. I imagine they have some complicated Latin name, too, but I couldn’t tell you what that is. You and Dr. Solander probably know it already, though.

I - ah - was going to call you up, thought they might be of some interest to you. We have a few that have been flying alongside us for some time - there’s one - there, on the starboard quarter. Generally, when they appear, it’s a sure sign there is a storm on the way.

ah, procellaria pelagica, i see! i’ll call for solander, he’ll be interested…

um. thank you!! for uh. for wanting to call me up, that’s very considerate of you. captain.

…It was nothing, Mr. Banks. You’re welcome.

I… I trust the doctor has recovered from his near accident earlier? It would be good for him to see the birds, I think, yes. And they do tend to presage a storm. This gale is certainly going to get worse - we have tacked and reefed topsails, as you can see, but I think soon we will also have to strike the topgallant yards down on deck.

So it won’t be ideal conditions for naturalising today, I’m afraid: just lots of shouting and laying aloft and hauling on ropes. But you… well, you’re welcome to stay on deck and observe. If you like.

oh yes, yes, solander’s doing well. I think he saw our posts, i heard him chattering about the procellaria. it was just a bit of a fright, I think, more than anything else, he’ll be right

that would. thatd be good, thanks. could you um. could u also maybe explain to me what all those words mean bc i literally have no idea what ur talking about and a lot seems to be happening so maybe if u can just tell me a bit while u work?? IF. if its not too distracting while ur busy….

*slight smile* Of course. We have tacked ship, which means that because our course lies to windward, we have to turn her through the wind to get it on our other side and fill the sails again. What it essentially means is that we will end up making a zigzag course to windward until it shifts.

We have also reefed the topsails - the second ones up, above the courses - which means we have taken in a portion of the sails, gives the wind less canvas to blow on, and keeps her stable. Same with the topgallant yards - the yards above the topsails. If it blows too hard, we will bring them down on deck, to decrease the weight and take some of the strain off.

I look forward to having your company, sir. You can tell me about some of the finds you have caught. But if you intend to remain on deck, might I suggest foul-weather clothes, just in case?

oh ok, that. that makes a lot more sense now, thanks

omg tho i can’t wait to show you, we caught some utterly fascinating species, we’re thinking of calling the genus dagysa — they all stick together, it’s amazing — though we’ve seen other species and not been able to catch any — solander and i must be the luckiest naturalists on earth for this opportunity! and there’s this wonderful insect?? it shines like a gem it’s amazing — look, I think i still have one in a jar, i’ll bring it up, hang on…

Ah, so this is the thing you all spent hours staring at! I did wonder what could be so fascinating. But my God, yes, that is impressive. Very much like an opal, yes. I’ve never seen anything like it before. And a whole new genus? Incredible. I think this voyage will provide a wealth of discovery for all of us.

Now, along with all the regular boats, we were equipped with a little skiff. It’s nothing special, but you gentlemen would be welcome to use it for your naturalising, if you wished.

OMG THANK U SO MUCH, I NEED TO GO TELL SOLANDER

#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, the swell has got up so much now that there’s no point even trying to do any more paperwork. Now that I’m out on deck, I can see that the wind is freshening, and there are a fair few of Mother Carey’s chickens following us. I have the feeling we’re in for a blow soon.

Mr. Molyneux, another reef in all the topsails, if you please. All hands to tack ship.

We’ll see how this goes for now.

sorry but what are “mother carey’s chickens” is this sailor speak for something??

…Mr. Banks. I… hm… I trust you’re well?

"Mother Carey’s chickens" are what we sailors call storm petrels. I imagine they have some complicated Latin name, too, but I couldn’t tell you what that is. You and Dr. Solander probably know it already, though.

I - ah - was going to call you up, thought they might be of some interest to you. We have a few that have been flying alongside us for some time - there’s one - there, on the starboard quarter. Generally, when they appear, it’s a sure sign there is a storm on the way.

ah, procellaria pelagica, i see! i’ll call for solander, he’ll be interested…

um. thank you!! for uh. for wanting to call me up, that’s very considerate of you. captain.

…It was nothing, Mr. Banks. You’re welcome.

I… I trust the doctor has recovered from his near accident earlier? It would be good for him to see the birds, I think, yes. And they do tend to presage a storm. This gale is certainly going to get worse - we have tacked and reefed topsails, as you can see, but I think soon we will also have to strike the topgallant yards down on deck.

So it won’t be ideal conditions for naturalising today, I’m afraid: just lots of shouting and laying aloft and hauling on ropes. But you… well, you’re welcome to stay on deck and observe. If you like.

oh yes, yes, solander’s doing well. I think he saw our posts, i heard him chattering about the procellaria. it was just a bit of a fright, I think, more than anything else, he’ll be right

that would. thatd be good, thanks. could you um. could u also maybe explain to me what all those words mean bc i literally have no idea what ur talking about and a lot seems to be happening so maybe if u can just tell me a bit while u work?? IF. if its not too distracting while ur busy….

*slight smile* Of course. We have tacked ship, which means that because our course lies to windward, we have to turn her through the wind to get it on our other side and fill the sails again. What it essentially means is that we will end up making a zigzag course to windward until it shifts.

We have also reefed the topsails - the second ones up, above the courses - which means we have taken in a portion of the sails, gives the wind less canvas to blow on, and keeps her stable. Same with the topgallant yards - the yards above the topsails. If it blows too hard, we will bring them down on deck, to decrease the weight and take some of the strain off.

I look forward to having your company, sir. You can tell me about some of the finds you have caught. But if you intend to remain on deck, might I suggest foul-weather clothes, just in case?

oh ok, that. that makes a lot more sense now, thanks

omg tho i can't wait to show you, we caught some utterly fascinating species, we're thinking of calling the genus dagysa -- they all stick together, it's amazing -- though we've seen other species and not been able to catch any -- solander and i must be the luckiest naturalists on earth for this opportunity! and there's this wonderful insect?? it shines like a gem it's amazing -- look, I think i still have one in a jar, i'll bring it up, hang on...

#we're thinking of calling the species opalinum after the colouring!#now where the hell is my greatcoat...

Well, the swell has got up so much now that there’s no point even trying to do any more paperwork. Now that I’m out on deck, I can see that the wind is freshening, and there are a fair few of Mother Carey’s chickens following us. I have the feeling we’re in for a blow soon.

Mr. Molyneux, another reef in all the topsails, if you please. All hands to tack ship.

We’ll see how this goes for now.

sorry but what are “mother carey’s chickens” is this sailor speak for something??

…Mr. Banks. I… hm… I trust you’re well?

"Mother Carey’s chickens" are what we sailors call storm petrels. I imagine they have some complicated Latin name, too, but I couldn’t tell you what that is. You and Dr. Solander probably know it already, though.

I - ah - was going to call you up, thought they might be of some interest to you. We have a few that have been flying alongside us for some time - there’s one - there, on the starboard quarter. Generally, when they appear, it’s a sure sign there is a storm on the way.

ah, procellaria pelagica, i see! i’ll call for solander, he’ll be interested…

um. thank you!! for uh. for wanting to call me up, that’s very considerate of you. captain.

…It was nothing, Mr. Banks. You’re welcome.

I… I trust the doctor has recovered from his near accident earlier? It would be good for him to see the birds, I think, yes. And they do tend to presage a storm. This gale is certainly going to get worse - we have tacked and reefed topsails, as you can see, but I think soon we will also have to strike the topgallant yards down on deck.

So it won’t be ideal conditions for naturalising today, I’m afraid: just lots of shouting and laying aloft and hauling on ropes. But you… well, you’re welcome to stay on deck and observe. If you like.

oh yes, yes, solander's doing well. I think he saw our posts, i heard him chattering about the procellaria. it was just a bit of a fright, I think, more than anything else, he'll be right

that would. thatd be good, thanks. could you um. could u also maybe explain to me what all those words mean bc i literally have no idea what ur talking about and a lot seems to be happening so maybe if u can just tell me a bit while u work?? IF. if its not too distracting while ur busy....

#i don't know what ur saying #except the bits about 'storm' and 'gale going to get worse'#which does not sound good

Well, the swell has got up so much now that there’s no point even trying to do any more paperwork. Now that I’m out on deck, I can see that the wind is freshening, and there are a fair few of Mother Carey’s chickens following us. I have the feeling we’re in for a blow soon.

Mr. Molyneux, another reef in all the topsails, if you please. All hands to tack ship.

We’ll see how this goes for now.

sorry but what are “mother carey’s chickens” is this sailor speak for something??

…Mr. Banks. I… hm… I trust you’re well?

"Mother Carey’s chickens" are what we sailors call storm petrels. I imagine they have some complicated Latin name, too, but I couldn’t tell you what that is. You and Dr. Solander probably know it already, though.

I - ah - was going to call you up, thought they might be of some interest to you. We have a few that have been flying alongside us for some time - there’s one - there, on the starboard quarter. Generally, when they appear, it’s a sure sign there is a storm on the way.

ah, procellaria pelagica, i see! i'll call for solander, he'll be interested...

um. thank you!! for uh. for wanting to call me up, that's very considerate of you. captain.

#wait but they presage a storm?#oh dear.........

Well, the swell has got up so much now that there’s no point even trying to do any more paperwork. Now that I’m out on deck, I can see that the wind is freshening, and there are a fair few of Mother Carey’s chickens following us. I have the feeling we’re in for a blow soon.

Mr. Molyneux, another reef in all the topsails, if you please. All hands to tack ship.

We’ll see how this goes for now.

sorry but what are "mother carey's chickens" is this sailor speak for something??

#if #if u dont mind me asking #u just dont seem uh. TOTALLY busy so i thought i'd ask

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aww jeez just had to rescue dr sallonder(??) from falling overboard with the dragnet when the ship rolled. tbf 2 him tho, the swell is getting pretty bad. dont like the look of those clouds either. :\

so daniel's still spluttering and squawking, but THANKS FOR THAT

#he's a good kid that william

#4everEndeavour #this is the angriest i've ever been trying to classify a new insect

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