Lower Mid Tier Man Pants

It’s Finnish Christmas time, and all the boys are here

sweating naked in the sauna, drinking shitty beer

The karaoke’s on, they’re singing Deck the Halls

what a lovely time of year for seeing Jari’s balls

(chorus)

Jukka’s got some beers, hockey skates and sticks

Asim’s got chlamydia, scabies and some picks

Teemu’s got guitars, protein shakes and gum

Jari’s got six pairs of socks and they’re all from his mum

(chorus)

The sun is going down, it’s only half past three

The drummers gather round, to decorate the tree

The year is at its end, they’ve got a job to do

To crowdfund a new studio and still not make Time 2

Hi guys, Jari here!

After the INSANE success of the first kickstarter 6 years ago, Teemu and I were ready to retire on the Bahamas. But you guys kept insisting that we make another album or whatever, so now we are BACK. The new kickstarter is bigger, it's better, and it's a tumblr poll. You can decide yourself which part of our studio you want to contribute to.

If we get to 100 votes total, the following stretch goal will be in effect: ALL SAUNA VOTES COUNT DOUBLE!

May I add:

Jari: Hey guys, Jari here

Mathias, rummaging through Jari’s fridge without asking: You only have eggs and prickig korv at home? Hold on *grabs a potato sack and leaves*

Jari: Today we’re making… well, I wouldn’t know, I haven’t checked the fridge in three days… hehe…

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