jinxedshapeshifter's dumb hellaverse blog lol

breaking my hiatus(?) to say that I still think Alastor would not know what the fuck to do with himself if Lucifer showed up to the hotel covered in sinner blood and its for that specific reason I'm sad Lucifer can't hurt sinners. can you imagine Lucifer walking into the hotel soaked head to toe in blood and Alastor short circuiting the second he notices him? it'd be so fucking funny

Wait hold on when did Jessica and Alex say they hc Lute and Adam as bi and why does it make so much sense

i have a weakness for fics where alastor has deer instincts tbh. yes give that asshole deer instincts he struggles to control

The desire to draw something comparing Lucifer to Icarus has taken over my mind

I think it's perfectly in character for Alastor to use honorifics on Lucifer specifically because season 2 implies Lucifer doesn't like honorifics, preferring people refer to him as Lucifer or Lu, and Alastor would absolutely use honorifics on him to be annoying. He doesnt use Your Majesty because he respects Lucifer's authority, he uses it because Lucifer hates it.

wait there are people who think stolas is a low effort parent and helluva boss frames it as octavia needs to be okay with that?? neither of those are true, stolas tries SO hard and not once is octavia framed as needing to be okay with stolas's shortcomings. he's bad at connecting with her emotionally, i won't deny that, but saying he's low effort is such a stretch??? he does try to connect with her. we see this in literally the second episode of helluva boss. the reason he wanted to take via to loo loo land specifically is because he remembered her liking it before, and when via voices her frustration about stolas spending more time with blitz than her, stolas realizes she's not having fun, apologizes to her, and they leave to do something via actually does want to do, even though stolas doesn't understand it. parents who don't put in a lot of effort DO NOT DO THAT.

i love that imps canonically wag their tails when they're happy. the visual of blitz's tail lightly swaying when he's dancing with stolas in sinsmas is so fucking cute

Angel feels like the kind of person to have an addiction to foods like hot pockets and pizza rolls tbh. Would he see both of them as abominations? Probably but he has pizza roll addict energy

im rewatching queen bee and i completely forgot bee calls everyone attending her party "dirty bitches" immediately after loona gets called out for calling someone a bitch. and this is after the episode where ozzie and fizz get mad at moxxie for being romantic while simultaneously being romantic and non-sexually affectionate in ozzie's club. double standards and hypocrisy are portrayed in the funniest way possible in hazbin and helluva and i love it so much