A More Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

I tried to scroll past I really did

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone

i love myself but i dont love me back

i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard

@0dongh

he screm

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I think we can all use this right now.

Fun fact: it is literally illegal in Germany to do the nazi salute

protect her

me at half the animals on the post: “BITCH THAT’S H U G E”

THAT COW IS A HORSE.

That first maned wolf is a model.

Please don’t go out to the Emoji Movie “ironically” and then wonder how they actually got money to do a second one despite the first being a critical failure.

Gonna die historic on the fury road

What the fuck I never wanted to know that

Sonic is into Watersports AND Vore?!?!?

awful

If I had to read this plot twist with my own two eyeballs… So. The fuck. Do y'all.

this is literally the worst thing

You have to remind men that they don’t have power over you and you don’t owe them attention, emotional investment, love, time, or consideration just because they like you or because he’s a “nice guy”.

There are a lot of white women relogging this.