jiminshoops

BTS GC MASTERLIST

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In order from top to bottom <3

☆ Drunk and in trouble

☆ Morning after

☆ sunday blues

☆ beef and frostys

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9:25am

Tae: god I’m hungry who has food I can have

Jin: ur so gluttonous oh my god

Jimin: I just fell down the stairs on the second floor

Jk: LMFAOO

Hobi: BRO

Joon: i was behind him the whole time he actually head dove down

Jimin: FUCK TOU GHYS

Jimin: ALL U DID WAS LAUGH AT ME U ASSHOLE

Joon: well it was funny..

Yoongi: I fell down those stairs once

Hobi: we’re u high

Yoongi: IM NOT ALWYAS HIGH WRF

Yoongi: but yeah I was whatever

Jk: u guys wanna come to mine later

Hobi: ooo what’s the occasion

Tae: 7some? 🥹

*Jimin has kicked Tae has from the groupchat*

Yoongi: thank you oh my god

Jimin: fucking freak always on some bullshit

Joon: who wants Wendy’s for lunch

Hobi: ME ME ME ME

*jk has added Tae to the groupchat*

Tae: FUCK TOU JIMIN

Tae: did u guys miss me

Jimin: jk death is coming to u

Jk: HE WOULDNR STOP BOTHERING ME IN CLASS TO ADD HIM BACK

Yoongi: i could eat Wendy’s tbh

Jin: what’s new fatty…

Yoongi: watch ur back in the 3rd floor bathroom

Jin: how did u know I was here…

Yoongi: come out of the stall..

Jin: oh my fod

Jk: I want Wendy’s I want a baconator combo

Jin: SOMEONE COME HELP ME HES BABGING ON THE STALL DOOR

Jk: maybe a frosty too tbh

Joon: u on ur own lil bro

jk: what no we’re going to wendy’s together i thot

joon: i was talking to jin dumbass

Hobi: so r we going to Wendy’s

Jk: YESSSSUH

Jimin: sure

Tae: yas

Tae: so r we going to kooks tonight or what

Jimin: I can I don’t have work tonight than god amen

Joon: I’m tutoring until 5 but im free after

Hobi: geek..

Joon: okay unemployed stfu

Hobi: HEY I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW ON FRIDAY STFU

Yoongi: that’s exciting where is it

Jimin: prolly he’s the number one candidate to moron city and he’s running

Hobi: well that’s funny cuz I heard ur campaigning to be mayor of bottom loser city

Tae: damn he said u a bottom and a loser

Tae: nun wrong w being bottom tho but damn

Jimin: I’ll see u at ur locker Hoseok.

Hobi: actually meet me at the parking lot cuz it’s closer to Wendy’s

Jimin: BOY FIGHT ME IN THE HALLS LIKE A MAN

Jk: waitttt should I get a chilli cheese fry on the side instead of large fries

Jin: wait I wanna record y’all’s fight

Tae: r yall fr fighting ??

Yoongi: it’d be funny if yall just have a verbal fight in the hallway in Korean so only we know what’s going on

Hobi: wait I like that idea let’s stage a fight I’m bored

Jimin: WAIT BET

Jin: r u still out there Yoongi…

Yoongi: no those shoes ur seeing r someone else’s

Jin: yoongi just slapped me upside the head and asked me if I wanted to hit the dab in one motion

Yoongi: r we walking to Wendy’s cuz I’m not gonna drive

Joon: sure

Jimin: Tae I see in the door in the classroom I’m actively ignoring u

Tae: cum to me Minnie cum to me

Jk: u on ur last straw at this point

Jk: yeah my parents r going on a date so we have the whole house to ourselves

Hobi: don’t eve start tae

Tae: 7…..

Jin: 700 lbs is what u r

Tae: that’s it Im bending u over

Jin: EXCUSE ME????

*Jimin has kicked Tae from the groupchat*

6pm

Jk: u guys can come now my parents just left

Jk: I mean Taes already here so the rest of yall

Yoongi: tae r u ever at home

Jimin: his parents don’t want his dumbass

Tae: I HAVE A NCIE HOUSE ACTUALLY YALL WOULD LNOW

tae: but minnie’s right my parents told me to go do sum productive

Joon: I’m coming with Jin and Minnie

Hobi: me and yoon r walking there

Jk: kk I’m getting my extra switch remotes out

Jin: YAY

10pm

*Namjoon has started a private chat with Jin*

Joon: we can’t tell anyone abt this

Jin: why would I

Joon: I know Ik

Joon: I didn’t mean for it to happen

Jin: ?? U initiated it?

Joon: fuck Jin plz just don’t tell anyone

Jin: idk why u think I would it’s honestly insulting that u think I’m that kind of person

Joon: I just don’t want it to mess any dynamic up im sorry

Jin: I’m not gonna say anything so stop

Joon: thank you

1:30pm

Tae: and what r u boys doing on this lovely Sunday before we go back to hell

Jin: I’m at work fml

Hobi: playing overwatch on kooks pc

Tae: and where is he

Hobi: taking a nap

Jimin: I’m also at work for a few more hours

Joon: putting the fries in the bag 🥺

Jimin: Kill urself

Yoongi: I’m laying in bed

Jimin: riveting stuff wow

Tae: who wants to get food w me

Yoongi: where are u going

Tae: to McDonald’s so Jimin can get me a discount duh

Jimin: bitch how about u come cuz u miss me and wanna visit me??

Tae: wuv u 🥺

Jimin: ur getting cold fries atp

Yoongi: I’ll come w u im lowkey hungry

Jin: do yall ever just make food in ur own homes

Tae: I’m tired of ramyeon

Jin: is that fr all u can make

Tae: I make a mean pb&j

Jin: 🤦‍♂️

Hobi: I’ll ask jk if he wants to come too but he’s looking pretty snug rn ngl

Jimin: yall better hurry up I’m bored

Jk: Big Mac Big Mac

Tae: oh good morning

Jin: big back big back…

Jk: fuck u oml

Joon: I’d come but I gotta help my dad with some shit idek

Jk: I’ll have a cheeseburger in ur honour bro 🩷

Yoongi: so fucking greedy u were gonna have two anyways

Jk: yeah let’s be honest here yeah. yeah I was.

Tae: anyways I’m walking to McDonald’s now see yall there

Hobi: k me and kook r leaving now

Yoongi: same

2:23pm

“Hey!” Tae shouts, leaning against the wall outside the door to the McDonald’s. “Let’s get our eat on!” He smiles waving at the three boys approaching the door.

Jungkook runs towards to the door, embracing Tae is a bone crushing hug, before whipping the door open and going inside. Yoongi shrugs, hands in his pocket, “someone’s eager” he snickers.

The other three walk inside approaching the counter with the a smile on each of their faces, Hoseok noticing Jimin at the register, waving with a laugh.

“Minnie! Hi!” Hoseok shouts, “don’t you look handsome in that uniform, the grease smell really enhances this look” Hoseok teases.

“Shaddup” Jimin mumbles with a smirk, leaning on his hand, elbow lazily on the counter, hunching over the register. “What’s up boys?” He asks.

“Hi Minnie! How’s work? Let me get a Big Mac, large fry, cheeseburger, extra pickles, and a large Diet Coke” Jungkook quickly states, hands pressed on the counter leaning closely into Jimins face.

“Good lord, okay I got you,” Jimin laughs, “you’d think you haven’t eaten in days with the way you’re acting”, Jimin pokes.

The boys all place their orders and take a seat at a booth, jimin following behind, broom in his hand pretending to sweep.

“When you gonna quit this place min?” Yoongi asks, mouth stuffed with fries. Hoseok and jungkook not bothering to spare a glance at Jimin as they stuff their faces with fries.

“Fuck, I actually need to, but you know I love spending money!” Jimin sighs, “Probably at the end of the school year, dad says I can probably work at his office part-time.”

Tae nods along at his answer, “fuck bro I need a job, like soon, my dad won’t get off my ass about it”, rubbing a hand through his hair, the other hand occupied with his burger.

“Why don’t you work at the cafe with Jin?” Hoseok acknowledges, “I’m sure he could get you a job there, the manager trusts him”.

“Park! Hurry up and put a headset on its rush hour” someone yells behind the counter, hand waving to hurry up.

“Oh my god, fuck me” jimin grunts, “I’ll text you guys later”, jimin waves goodbye with his head shaking as he walks back to the counter.

The boys continue to chat, jungkook providing very little to the conversation, enamoured by his food, while the boys laugh loudly and banter playfully among themselves.

4pm

Jimin: IM FREE

Tae: bless bro

Jk: Jin hop on valorant

Jin: bet

Hobi: sighs loudly

Yoongi: ew get a breath mint son

Hobi: u actually r my biggest opp at this rate

Yoongi: 😊 yay

Joon: my mom jsut beat my ass

Tae: LMFAO WHY

Joon: cuz my room was messy

Hobi: bro my mom whooped me the other day for getting a B on my math test

Hobi: I think the bump on my head is still there

Jimin: Korean parents 💜

Jk: JIN HURRY UR ASS UP IM TRYNA RANK UP TONIFHT

Jin: CALM UR ASS MT PC IS RESETTING

Joon: don’t u have like a essay due tmrw kook

Jk: fuck idk if I do I’ll do it later I need to get to ascendant rank or I’m killing myself

Tae: ur priorities r so inspiring kook

Jk: thank you!

Hobi: I think he was being sarcastic

Yoongi: does someone wanna do my history paper for me I’ll give u 5 bucks

Jimin: how abt i wont tell ur parents u just said that for 5 bucks

Yoongi: how abt u take that back before i beat the shit out of u

Jimin: aight my fault nothing funny to u ig

Joon: what’s the paper on

Yoongi: one of the world wars idk I lost the paper for what it’s about

Hobi: how the fuck we supposed to do it for u then

Yoongi: idk just pick one of the two

Tae: gg bro ur cooked

Joon: why don’t u text someone from ur class dumbass

Yoongi: wait u right lemme go do that

Jimin: who’s tryna give me a ride to skool tmrw pretty plz cherry on top w sprinkles my ugly brother needs the car

Hobi: what’s wrong w the bus

Jimin: uhm idk probably because the kids on the bus stink like fucking ass and apparently deodorant isn’t a thing

Joon: that’s the entire school bro

Jimin: preach it

Yoongi: apparently it’s on Chernobyl

Joon: just watch a documentary on it

Hobi: I’d be snoozing real quick if I had to do that

Jin: how yall r passing is beyond me

1:34am

Tae: wherub Ari Yu gys

Yoongi: I’m outside smoking a J with hobi

Jin: HOBI UR HIGH? U GOTTA DRIVE

Yoongi: relaxxx he’s just sitting w me

Jk: 29&.jdnkendo

Jin: couch with Joon and some random guy named Alvin ??

Hobi: where the hell is Jimin I haven’t seen him in like 2 hours

Joon: last I saw hib he qas takin shotd

Jin: prolly asleep somewhere or flirting w some guy

Jk: iwisjzkkke

Yoongi: bros gone

Jin: kk I’m gonna go find Jk before he throws up all over himself again

Hobi: can someone find Jimin and Tae cuz we should leave soon my moms gonna lose it if I’m not back by 2

Jin: I just found Jimin making out w some guy in the master bedroom

Yoongi: Oh?

Joon: yassdrturrr

Jin: can yall get namjoon in the car and im bringing Minnie idk where jk or tae is tho

Hobi: I’ll go get tae he’s probably asleep somewhere

Jk: backyafgjj

Yoongi: oh yeah I turned around jk is lying in the grass out here

Yoongi: how long have u been here

Jk: 3,&

Yoongi: I’m bringing him to car

Hobi: Tae was asleep in the bathtub upstairs ffs I’m carrying him out

Hobi: two most sober ppl go in trunk the others can doggy pile and sleep in seats

Jk: gottttt itttt

Jin: coming with Minnie and Joon

Joon: cumminghhhh

Hobi: hold on Taes throwing up on the front lawn

Yoongi: EW BRO

Jin: JFC bro can not hold his shit down

2pm

Jimin: morninghhhhh

Yoongi: good morning

Jin: have u been asleep this whole time r u not even hungover

Jimin: nope I’m amazing!

Joon: does it have to something to do w the man from last night

Jimin: what man

Tae: haiiiiiiuuuuik

Jk: my head feels like djdkcjrjr

Jk: I’m hearing ringing is anyone hearing ringing

Yoongi: ok bro

Jin: Minnie u were with some guy last night in the master bedroom smooching

Jimin: WHATT

Tae: awww cute

Jimin: WHO???

Jin: idk some rando guy I’ve never seen him before

Jimin: oh my god gg I’m so embarrassed

Hobi: happy pride

Joon: it’s march??

Hobi: shut up

Tae: anyways who has pics from last night

Jin: I have one of a selfie jimin took on my phone

Jin:

Yoongi: I have none actually wow

Jimin: my phone was dead like 5 min in

Tae: I actually don’t have any

Tae: oh wait

Tae:

Yoongi: LMFAO who is that

Tae: no idea

Tae:

Jk: I don’t remember any of that when did we get ice cream

Jin: u actually begged us to stop for some on the way home and started crying so

Jk: sounds like me

Hobi:

Joon: bros just happy to be there

Yoongi: I’m going back to bed goodnight

Jin: it’s already 2pm u bum

Jimin: goodnight I’m going back to sleep as well

Tae: same gn

8:30am

Tae: ok im like pretty sure Mr Krost has it out for me

Jimin: no SAMEUH he’s actually so decrepit and old and is torturing us for being yung

Joon: literally it’s first period what happened

Tae: okay so I may or may not have fallen asleep right away on my textbook

Tae: and perhaps I was supposed to present tdy and deadass mumbled in my sleep to fuck off when Mr Krost was yelling at me

jk: LMDAOOO

Hobi: bro on god I already have detention

Jin: how the fuck do u guys manage to do this it’s been 30 min since the day started

Yoongi: how tf u got detention already?

Joon: says the guys who not even at skool yet

Yoongi: I’m at McDonald’s chill