DAPHNE: CECILIA.
DAPHNE: i’m watching this documentary on scientology because apparently i don’t want inner peace tonight and i need to talk about it before i spontaneously combust.
DAPHNE: first of all, why does every single cult have a phase where they suddenly start wearing matching polos and holding clipboards. is that part of the brainwashing process?? is it the khakis?? is beige inherently evil??
DAPHNE: second of all, L. Ron Hubbard wrote science fiction and was like “you know what? let’s start a religion.” imagine me reading Twilight and then declaring myself a prophet. actually don’t. i already did that once in middle school.
DAPHNE: how is this real. how are we real. how is tom cruise still upright. @baececilia
CECILIA: Is this the part where I softlaunch my idea that Best Buy is a money laundering scheme-slash-cult? The khakis aren't my main red flag, but they're a neon orange flag at the very least.
CECILIA: The first problem here is that the L in L Ron Hubbard is short for Lafayette. Don’t ask me to explain it but Lafayette Ron Hubbard is a sinister name. You get it, I know you do
CECILIA: Maybe try binging the Golden Girls at night instead, it’ll send you down way better rabbit holes than Ronnie
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if it helps, i would totally give you medicine and pet your hair while you felt sick. thanks for the tip! quinn already helped me put it up, but i'll file that away for next time. my mom's not that judgmental, really? my family's a little weird, i've been told. normal for me, but weird to everyone else.
Well aren't you just the sweetest little bumblebee in the flower patch? Oh, incredible. As long as that bad boy gets on the wall, that's what matters. Is it judgmental? Maybe its just how my mom shows her love. My running theory is that all families are their own brand of weirdo. You just get used to yours. Kind of like how you get used to your own shower but then when you visit someone else's house and have to use theirs, its like they're living in the twilight zone.
nothing quite says welcome back to reality like finding out one of your favorite coffee shops has discontinued your favorite summer drink — especially right after returning from the country said drink was inspired by. rest in peace, ube iced lattes. you'll be missed. i guess that's officially a wrap on summer 2025.
anyway, that's enough complaining from me! my trip to the philippines was absolutely amazing (minus a few moments that felt like i'd accidentally ended up at hetero cosplay summer camp, and my family being their very intense selves), and i can now officially add wedding singer to my résumé, but it does feel really good to be back in new york! how was everyone else's summer? what kind of adventures have you been up to? what did i miss? tell me everything!
I've never tried ube. Please describe it to me in vivid detail so I know what I'm missing. That way I can appropriately pine for it until next summer rolls around and I can try it for real.
I think I had a nightmare about hetero cosplay summer camp once. It was actually about a straight woman's bridal shower, but to-may-to to-mah-to. I could tell you about my summer, or you could tell me more about the wedding singer thing. Most importantly, did you get paid? I can't tell you how many cousins I've had ask me to play at their weddings for free and claim that it's my gift to them. .
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i had a dream that when i came back to nyada, it was no longer our school...it was now called "nyachta" (nee-yacht-a) and it was a big yacht and we all just partied all day. i'm low key sad that my dream didn't come true. i mean, i love school, i can't complain, but who doesn't love getting drunk and naked on a mega yacht? anyway, i already miss my cat and i miss summer. who wants to help me hang this giant poster on my dorm wall? it keeps falling on me.
NYachta sound brilliant. Would love to endorse this but sadly, I get seasick and would probably end up in a supply room somewhere praying for death's sweet embrace. You kids have fun though, I'll send liquid IV and ibuprofen. Real talk, frame the poster. All you need is one nail or command hook pre-set on the wall and you're good to go. It makes the room nicer, lasts longer, and won't have your mother asking "do you actually think that poster looks good?" whenever she zooms in on the background of an OOTD selfie you send her. Trust me.
and that's a wrap on summer 2025...i'm sad to see it go! i finally got play maria which has been a dream of mine since before i could even walk. my next move? another great year of captaining the new directions! how about all of you? i hope summer was kind and that you got to do big things, but if all you did was soak up the sun, i don't really blame you, as i did plenty of that myself. the tan lines speak for themselves!
How do you solve a problem like or the most beautiful sound I've ever heard? Enquiring minds want to know - it's me, I'm the enquiring mind who wants to know. If you think about it though, it's kind of wild to have two iconic sopranos from musicals written in the 50s both named Maria. Definitely an if I had a nickel situations, but you know what, I digress.
“If nature has made you for a giver, your hands are born open, and so is your heart; and though there may be times when your hands are empty, your heart is always full, and you can give things out of that—warm things, kind things, sweet things—help and comfort and laughter—and sometimes gay, kind laughter is the best help of all." — Frances Hodgson Burnett
basics:
full name: cecilia louise jimenez.
nicknames: celia.
gender: cis woman.
label: the cupid.
pronouns: she/her.
sexuality: homotron 3000.
age: 28.
date of birth: september 9th, 1996.
zodiac sign: virgo sun, leo moon, capricorn rising.
occupation: piano performance instructor @ NYADA.
relationships:
mother(s): catarina labelle.
father: landon bae. (biological, estranged); joseph labelle (stepfather).
sibling(s): one older brother, one younger brother, three younger sisters.
best friend(s): tbd
other notable friendships: see above.
enemies: the bitch who "accidentally" spilled a capri-sun all over cecilia's music folder two days before her all-state orchestra audition during senior year of high school. cecilia still made it but it's the principle of the matter.
originally from chicago, il., cecilia was raised in a blended family following her mother's marriage to her stepfather when cecilia was 6. her biological father has had little to do with her but cecilia has never felt his absence.
took piano lessons in early elementary school and her fate was sealed
moved to nyc at 18. as much as she loves her family, she had to put several states between them or else she might have done something crazy like cut her own bangs.
still calls her mom every single day, sometimes multiple times a day just because.
would sign every legal document with a glittery pink gel pen if she could but alas, the US government frowns on that
cecilia frowns on the us government though so tough tits i guess.
graduated from nyada with her BFA in piano performance, then continued on for her MFA. she loves that he job grants her the chance to teach kids who were once in her exact position.
has not missed a day of logging onto her animal crossings island since march 20th, 2020.
mom friend extraordinaire. let her know if you need some peanut butter crackers, condoms, a Tide To-Go pen, or bandaids. she's got dinosaur or mickey mouse themed packs, take your pick.
color coordinates her entire life and will color coordinate your entire life if given the chance.
can play piano, flute, guitar, ukulele (she was on tumblr in 2012 after all), piccolo, alto sax, and the harmonica.
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