baby bag mama

what if mcr does drop new music, tho? what then? what would we do then? just listen to it? huh? listen to brand new never-before-heard mcr music in 2020? you’re serious?

what if mcr does drop new music, tho? what then? what would we do then? just listen to it? huh? listen to brand new never-before-heard mcr music in 2020? you’re serious?

you weren’t born gay lmao you chose to listen to work song by hozier

i have to cuff my jeans or else i’ll die

hmmm,,,, holding hands,,,,,,

‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

go cozy aaaaaaaaahhhh go sleepy aaaaaahhhhhh

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows

i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore

Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste

Saw a little girl wearing a shirt that says “future Bigfoot” and that rules so hard

bro shut up i’m trying to remember every detail of my dream last night please just give me some peace dude