Jill Quotes

"The great fire of Rome seems somewhat fishy to me."

"I'm convinced I have a tumor that is making me fat."

"We aren't so different, you and I." (said with a hint of Marlowe)

"Do squirrels cry?"

"I kinda feel bad that I don't believe in anything."

"One can never be too near their pajamas."

"I feel so uninspired by my shoes."

“I think wheat makes me sad.”

"There is something ultimately sad about finding a wheelchair at a thrift store."

"Don't take this as an invitation, but can you put lotion on my back?"

"Do you ever listen to the sound your skull makes?"

"Who on Earth is going to eat the clam strips at White Castle? Sounds like a recipe for intestinal distress."

"I spent a lot of time today wishing it were tomorrow."

"Shouldn't menses be considered a hazardous waste? I mean, it's blood, right?"

"Should I be worried that as soon as I pulled down my underwear, I saw a fruit fly?

"I keep hoping, someday, to be discovered."