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Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

#Reasons why I hate babies #they do this and everyone blames the pet

THE BABY SMACKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THE ANIMAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthanized because they did something to their kid who fucking hit them or pulled on their tail or got in their face or something. Here’s a better idea: WATCH YOUR FUCKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND ANIMALS. Okay thanks.

I was listening to hallelujah by jeff buckley

Whenever I read the Harry Potter books, I get angry when Ron and Harry are complaining about how much homework they have.

but Harry grew up with a muggle family

yes but harry’s a little shit

when I was in the seventh grade I accidentally got invited to a birthday party but the kid realized he sent me an invite and told me not to come and I was just sadly watching people post on Facebook about how they were getting ready and then out of nowhere a giant blizzard knocked out power for the entire town and they had to cancel and that’s why I believe in god

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

you named your fucking cat concrete

i refuse to be seen in public without at least four people following me snapping their fingers aggressively

I know this is a long post, but i learnt some interesting shit

me too