black is the new black

So you aren’t a big fan of the color pink?

Well, its not my favourite colour.

Fun fact: I haven’t been on a bike since I was 10. Will you take me on one of your rides one day?

Of course!

I stole it.

Well then can you give it back? I gotta get around somehow.

Bikes are a pain in the ass… literally.

Sounds like the world if there were no woman.

It sounds like you’re from the ’70s with that bike, and that dress too. Flower child over here!

I hope that's not a bad thing.

Was that the only color you had to pick from?

Nope, there was blue, green, pink, yellow, orange.. Etc.

Why's that?

Sounds girly as fuck. 

It could be worse, it could be pink and have sparkly streamers on it.

That must be so great, I wish I was rooming with my brother. It totally was. I believe in Satan. But you know, unpacking is more than just throwing stuff out of your suitcase, you also have to like… put it away, in drawers. And hang stuff.

It is. You should call him and invite him over and you could have a sleepover. I unpacked, like, put it in drawers and stuff but it didn't stay that way long..

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put S and M together.

Damn girl.

Oh yeah, I forgot you get to room with your sister! That must be nice, do you get along with her? Haha, I knew you could do it. I believed in you!

Yeah, its great. She's like my best friend so its not hard to have to room with her. Aw, maybe it was your faith in me that made me do it.

Uh, Liam. Do you have a roommate? Ah, so you finally unpacked!

Yeah, my sister Colby. I did! It was a lot of hard work but it was done and all without the help of my minions.

Now you’ve got me curious and I feel like I should go on a mission to find these.

Just google bad mashups.

Er, I can’t find my headphones, so nothing at the moment. My roommate’s watching a movie and I don’t want to be a dick. I’m reading a magazine instead. What are you doing?

Who's your roommate? Cleaning my room a little bit, there are clothes everywhere.

I kind of want to hear one now, which one was bad?

I can't remember any bad ones off the top of my head but some just sound like a satanic ritual.