but no

I’ll be waiting, love.

See you soon, babe.

Really? Sounds like a good deal. Hm, well I’m kinda down by the water. I don’t know exactly where, though. There’s a huge tree I’m sitting under.

I'll have to come and find you, I reckon under that tree is the perfect spot.

Well it doesn’t look like we’re going to be getting many cuddles on this island. So..hm.. why not?

As long as I'm around you are free to have cuddles everyday. I'm glad you've said yes, where d'ya want me to meet you?

You are a bit paler than me. You’ll roast here… There’s barely any absolute shelter from the sun, anyway. Unless it’s night, then, yes.

I'm gonna go a extremely attractive shade of pink, it'll be a good look on me. If I plan on staying outside, then I suppose not. I'll have to go on a search for sun cream.

I s’pose I’ll take advantage of that beach while we’re here. And everything else they’ve provided us with.

They've provided us with a heck of a lot, surprisingly.

Well then. You sir, are the most attractive guy I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. Happy now?

Thank you very much, I'm flattered.

Sweet. I get to tan. I’m kinda pale from all the staying inside. 

That's applies to both of us. I'm surprised I'm not yet transparent.

Well, what did you expect me to say? Nice to meet you too, Jaime.

That I am the most attractive guy you've ever had the pleasure of meeting. 

You are so very welcome, darling.

We're are so perfect for each other. 

An island, huh?

Appears so.

If you’re indirectly calling me good-looking, then thanks, mate. You’re not so bad yourself. I’m Jasper, by the way.

'Not so bad'? Oh, ouch. It's nice to meet you Jasper, I'm Jaime.

Well that is one great sense of humor you have. I’m dying of laughter.

I know, thanks for the compliment.

I’m pretty sure all of the dudes here are sexually deprived.

You reckon? I suppose that gives me some competition then, especially if I'm having to compete against you.