Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.
This kinda reminded me of a short story i wrote for my University's student magazine!!
The primordial bear
“You don’t understand! I am telling the truth!” I cried as the elder priest’s frustrated gaze ate my soul like the forbidden fruit “Believe me, not for the sake of my own sanity, but for the safety of our monastery and humankind!”
“Sister Justitia, there is no such thing as a Primordial bear who will one day wake up and make the world disappear, as we do not live in its hibernation. Now please, let me rest, for I feel my stomach burning.” The priest left.
I felt that burning too, it is a sign the bear is awakening.















