Jews.

happy election eve!! make sure u leave milk and cookies out for anderson cooper tonight or he’ll stand outside ur window and squint

when jeb wins tomorrow then you will understand

Godsghnhknnh

#aboutme

Ladies and gentleman, gay dating!

the first rule of Internet argument is to make sure your profile description isn’t so embarrassing that it can immediately be used against you.

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

whatever happens tomorrow, just know its white people’s fault

@thatleafeon

Y'all are going to hell

we seriously are not giving this enough attention like you just cannot take the Chanel Hysteria lipstick, the 100% authentic Tiffany & Co.™ pearl necklace WITH the matching set of earrings. got the 2016 Fall/Winter blood orange Yves Saint Laurent fitted evening gown. and the hair is laid. to. rest. finally you see that drink? thats most definitely a large and you know she got this all with her own munty h u n t y