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@jewishpolls
Poll: Ashkenazim of Jumblr: how well can you speak Yiddish?
-Native speaker
-Fluent non-native
-Proficient
-Moderate
-Knows bits and pieces/individual phrases
-Not a word
-Not Ashkenazi/show results
Ashkenazim of Jumblr: how well can you speak Yiddish?
Native speaker
Fluent non-native
Proficient
Moderate
Knows bits and pieces/individual phrases
Not a word
Not Ashkenazi/results button
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religious people who ALSO believe in science: if something your deity/holy text says conflicts with what science says*, which one are you going to listen to?
my deity/holy text (christian)
my deity/holy text (jew)
my deity/holy text (muslim)
my deity/holy text (pagan)
my deity/holy text (other)
science (christian)
science (jew)
science (muslim)
science (pagan)
science (other)
atheist button
i don’t believe in science button
*ie: science says that a certain substance is harmful to consume, but your deity/holy text says that you should consume it because it has positive spiritual effects; or, science says that a certain action will have positive outcomes while your deity/holy text says it will have negative outcomes
religious people who ALSO believe in science: if something your deity/holy text says conflicts with what science says*, which one are you going to listen to?
my deity/holy text (christian)
my deity/holy text (jew)
my deity/holy text (muslim)
my deity/holy text (pagan)
my deity/holy text (other)
science (christian)
science (jew)
science (muslim)
science (pagan)
science (other)
atheist button
i don’t believe in science button
where’s the “it doesn’t really work that way” button
.
one of the options already on the poll
it doesn’t work that way (christian)
it doesn’t work that way (jew)
it doesn’t work that way (muslim)
it doesn’t work that way (pagan)
it doesn’t work that way (other)
Poll: when you speak Hebrew (in religious or conversational use), do you differentiate between א and ע, and what subgroup are you?
-Yes (I’m Ashkenazi)
-Yes (I’m Sephardi)
-Yes (I’m Mizrahi)
-Yes (I’m Yemeni)
-Yes (I’m something else)
-No (I’m Ashkenazi)
-No (I’m Sephardi)
-No (I’m Mizrahi)
-No (I’m Yemeni)
-No (I’m something else)
-Don’t speak Hebrew/Not Jewish/show results
ע א
Yes (I’m Ashkenazi)
Yes (I’m Sephardi)
Yes (I’m Mizrahi)
Yes (I’m Yemeni)
Yes (I’m something else)
No (I’m Ashkenazi)
No (I’m Sephardi)
No (I’m Mizrahi)
No (I’m Yemeni)
No (I’m something else)
results
Best Shavuot treat?
Blintzes
Kugel
Cheesecake
Ice cream
Op you forgot (put in tags!)
What's Shavuot/I can't choose just one/vanilla extract
you now have THIS jewish superpower
but it comes with THIS side effect
is it still worth it?
absolutely yes!
this will suck but it's still worth it
hm probably not
the side effect makes it totally not worth it
based on this post
(if they cancel each other out, spin again)
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spin the wheel and get assigned a jewish food (if you get something unfamiliar, I encourage you to look it up and discover something new!)
what do you think of this food
I love it
Meh/neutral
I don't like it
I've never had it but I would like it
I've never had it but I would NOT like it
*obligatory notice: don't do any "this thing isn't actually jewish it originates from [insert country] here" bc jewish people are allowed to adapt and enjoy foods from the cultures that surround them, thereby making said food, in fact, a jewish food.
Only one Pesach Song can survive:
Ma nishtana (The Four Questions)
Dayenu (It would have been enough)
Eliyahu HaNavi (Elijah the Prophet)
L’Shana Haba’ah (Next Year)
Echad Mi Yodea (Who Knows One)
Chad Gadya
Other (share in the tags)
Also feel free to share in the tags is there’s a specific language version of the song that you prefer most
Jews of Tumblr do you have kids?
Yes, 1
Yes, 2
Yes, 3
Yes, 4-5
Yes, 6-7
Yes, 8+
No but I plan to
No but I might
I never want kids
See results
you have to experience ONE of the ten plagues. which one are you picking? explain in the tags
blood 🩸
frogs 🐸
lice 🪲
wild animals 🐅
pestilence 🪰
boils 🤕
fire hail 🔥🧊
locusts 🦗
darkness 🌑
death of the firstborn 💀
Sexiest of the Shivat HaMinim (Seven Species)
Wheat
Barley
Grapes
Fig
Pomegranate
Olives
Dates
Chag Tu B'Shvat Sameach!
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Idk if this account allows poll-type questions, but since I'm curious (and in light of the conservative movement ruling to allow kitniyot during Pesach for Ashkenazim):
During Pesach, which of the following describes you? - I don't eat chametz or kitniyot - I don't eat chametz but I do eat kitniyot (not Ashkenazi) - I don't eat chametz but I do eat kitniyot (Ashkenazi) - I eat chametz but not kitniyot (what?) - I eat chametz and kitniyot -Not Jewish/see results
During Pesach, which of the following describes you?
I don't eat chametz or kitniyot
I don't eat chametz but I do eat kitniyot (not Askhenazi)
I don't eat chametz but I do eat kitniyot (Ashkenazi)
I eat chametz but not kitniyot (what?)
I eat chametz and kitniyot
Not Jewish/results
A question for Jumblr:
For those of you who know zemirot, what is the name and appropriate sound effect for that one tune for Yom Zeh Mechubad?
As in:
Yom zeh m'chubad mikol yamim
ki vo shavat tsur olamim...
What noise comes next?
Toot-toot!
Beep-beep
Something else???? (please tell me in the tags)
This brought to you by the extremely confused double take my family made when our rabbi started singing it Wrong at a shul lunch.
If you can tell me which you use and where you learned it (location-wise) in the tags I need to know if this is a different traditions thing or if my rabbi's family is just Built Different
the correct mouse is choo-choo, and you have e to make a train a d go all the way around the room too
Make a kosher chanukiah!
🕯️ Candle
🕯️ Candle
🕯️ Candle
🕯️ Candle
-----🕯️ Shamash
🕯️ Candle
🕯️ Candle
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what do you eat your latkes with?
applesauce
sour cream
both
neither (plain)
maple syrup
ketchup
some spicy condiment (ex: chili crisp, sriracha, tajin) that i will say in tags
something else not listed here that i will say in tags
i’ve never had latkes but i like clicking buttons
both jews and goyim welcome to vote! i’ve done this poll before but i felt like doing it again. if you’re wondering why something is an option, it’s because it’s an answer i’ve gotten before.
Please only answer if you identify specifically as antizionist (not just nonzionist)
I know it's humiliating to keep having to be asked this but
If you are a Jewish antizionist, do you believe Jews should be deported from Israel/Palestine?
[jewish antizionist] yes
[jewish antizionist] i think they should voluntarily leave
[jewish antizionist] no! i just want a one-state solution
[jewish antizionist] nuance
[not jewish] op would prefer i just scroll but i need to click a button
[not antizionist] op would prefer that i scroll but i need to click a button
[jewish antizionist] i refuse to answer this question AGAIN
@oak1985 yes the legal borders of the country called israel. sorry i should have clarified
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im not jewish but im curious about something
do you exchange gifts during hannukah?
yes (in general)
no (in general)
yes, interfaith household/family/relationship/etc
yes, family tradition
yes, but not always/only on occasion
no, but i do something similar
no, but other family/household members/people i celebrate with do
no, but i want to
it’s complicated (explain)
not jewish/i don’t celebrate/results
i tried to include all the possibilities i could think of lol happy holidays people
What's your favorite theory I've heard antisemites give for Ashkenazi Jewish origins
Khazars
Slavic Eastern Europeans
Anglo-Saxon Vikings
Caucasians from the mountains of Caucasus
Other (put in the notes)
