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This is what I do guys! This is the sort of work I’m involved in. Make sure you support good zoos and not the backyard kinds with squalid conditions though!

thank you for sending assassins after me btw i really needed that. it meant a lot to me

Oh to be a 100+ year old piece of machinery being lovingly restored by an expert craftsman to be made as good as new…..

one thing the “winter is better than summer” crowd will never have on us summer enjoyers is centuries of tradition wherein spring and summer is conflated with joy and rebirth and fall and winter is associated with depression and death

i dont want to be an adult i want to go to the shiny secondhand trinkets store and spend seven hundred dollars

He-flavored soup.

this guidebook from 1831 says the water from the seine is good but “has a laxative quality”…girl that is the cholera

Aren’t you glad covid didn’t happen in 2005 like all the scene kids would be calling the new variant the omnomnomicron with a cartoon dinosaur or something

I made you a vaccine but I eated it

when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy

doctor strange

Apparently tumblr has the letters CW in their banned tags and I know that means content warning but it's funnier to imagine tumblr really just hates the CW network so much they banned them