It's a fucking stick

MALES: - Dumb surfer dude - Male model with no personality - Straight up homophobic guy - Old man who’s either loved or out first - Socially awkward nerd - Overly flamboyant gay guy - An edgy guy with a unique beard, voice or something - One black man to prove they aren’t racist FEMALES: - Cute blonde bartender who has never seen the show before   - Country girl who will get into a showmance - Superfan - An “old” woman (BUT NOT TOO OLD CAUSE EW!) who just talks about being a mom all the time - Model - Socially awkward nerd  - A girl with colored hair to prove that there casting process is edgy! - One black girl to prove they aren’t racist, but NOT TOO BLACK! She’s like mixed and everyone hates her for no reason. 10/16 of them are recruits There’s a 9 person alliance formed week 1 against the blacks, the gays, and the old people.

Half of the people in this final eight shouldn’t have even been cast. And like, yeah Brad’s edit has been Neat, and yeah Sarah is playing the Middle but like CTFUUUU whom CARES!

Like I haven’t seen a single post analyzing the phenomenal games Andrea and Cirie have been playing this season considering the massive fucking targets they’d had on their backs this whole time just because they weren’t irrelevant or useless in their past seasons.