"Stuff" and sometimes, "Things"

thinking john mulaney is cute makes me feel like a nuclear housewife having a crush on the weatherman

This is the first time I’ve seen John Mulaney in anything other than a suit and my brain is having trouble processing it

He dresses like he wants Tan from Queer Eye to be proud of him tbh

he’s dressed like the rockin twink he would have been going down on 

Billie Joe Armstrong literally wrote a song about coming out as bisexual as a teenager, and then like two years later wrote one that was pretty much all about dressing up in drag and getting fucked by/fucking guys, and y'all STILL say he’s a “straight ally” because he married a woman??

The same goes for Freddy Mercury and David Bowie. Both were openly bi. Both wrote (multiple) songs about their queerness. Both are pigeonholed as either “gay” or “straight”. They were both neither of those things.

hey remember when freddy mercury wrote a literal song about wanting to be allowed to be bisexual without it being a big deal and was incredibly obvious about it and then straighties went “oh lol look at how quirky queen is writing a song all about bicycles!”

me after i fuck

im blocking everyone who reblogged this and deleted my caption

just start a fight with me on this text post

New York smells like the mold in my mom’s basement

Spend an awful lot of time down there smelling strange things, don’t ya?

Yeah when it floods I gotta drain the sewage backup or else it’ll smell like the Bronx

we took slinky to the vet (nothing serious dw) but the two vets just lost their absolute shit when they saw the way he ate and now a random vet has a video of slinky eating on his phone

op I love your cat but please change your url we’ve been over this

i usually HATE when kids talk during movies, but i saw detective pikachu today and everytime a pokemon would show up the boy in front of me would say to his grandma “thats bulbasaur!” “thats mr mime!” etc., id just be like “✊😔 legend”