Jessica Doing Things

Today marks a year from that day of September 30, 2014, when we first heard that Jessica was kicked out from GG. Many a tear was shed (by me, and you I’m sure.) Many a hater (and let’s face it, even some fans), were sure we would never see Jessica do things ever again.

Fortunately she proved them wrong by having the busiest year any Jessica Jung has ever had, jam packed with things to be done. Because she was so busy, I’m not even gonna bother with a play by play, but some of the highlights:

OCTOBER 16: Jessica rose like a phoenix with an ethereal glow. She attended some event at Lane Crawford and showed brand new collection of sunglasses. You can buy your own at blancgroup.com!

OCTOBER 25: Jessica attends a golfing event and meets some small time celebrities like Morgan Freeman, Chris Evans, and Nicole Kidman. Pictured above: Jessica golfing.

NOVEMBER 22: Jessica attends Pacquiao fight. Nobody is sure why but we hope she had a good time!

DECEMBER 12: Jessica models the Blanc & Eclare scarf collection while strolling through the airport. A limited-time item for the winter season!

DECEMBER 22: Jessica had a Blanc & Eclare promotional event where she did this arm gesture.

JANUARY 28: Jessica inspects some lipstick at an event by…Lane Crawford? YSL? Google glass? She looked great.

ALSO JANUARY 28: Jessica has an interview featuring iconic phrases “I don’t think so” and “maybe you’re jealous.” Video attached.

A video posted by Jessica Jung (@jessica.syj) on Jan 31, 2015 at 8:07am PST

FEBRUARY 1: Jessica opens her Instagram account! We get to see her enjoying life! We are the real winners here!

FEBRUARY 26: Jessica wears many pairs of sunglasses in a video to advertise new styles for Blanc & Eclare eyewear.

MARCH 14: Jessica and her beautiful hair hit the red carpet at the amfAR gala & auction event. I’m not sure what this event is but it’s for a good cause!

APRIL 11: Ahead of turning 26 (international age) on April 18th, Jessica holds a party for her fans. It was a very emotional event as you can tell from the photo above.

MAY 1-31: To anyone’s knowledge, Jessica does not get married, not even a little bit.

MAY 23: Jessica has a Sweet Day in Thailand. She cooks. She also sings but you can’t hear photos so I’m showing her cooking instead.

JUNE 2: Jessica posts a photo of herself at a winery. Maybe you’re jealous.

JUNE 30: Blanc & Eclare denim launches and their servers can’t quite handle the volume of traffic, oops!

JULY 30: Jessica reminds everyone via Instagram. that this happened earlier that year. This is only one of her many beautiful photos from various magazines.

AUGUST 27: Jessica had a week jam packed with events, including this fan signing at SURRENDER! 🙌 in Singapore. Pictured above, Jessica demonstrates how to properly say SURRENDER! 🙌

AUGUST 29: Jessica attends a J.Estina event, not for the first time in her career. Clearly she is a pleasure to work with!

SEPTEMBER 13: Jessica attends the Diane von Furstenberg fashion show as part of NYFW. She takes a few photos with the queen herself.

SEPTEMBER 16: Jessica stays busy, flies to Thailand, and does some event for Bvlgari.

SEPTEMBER 30: Blanc & Eclare has a sale, one day only, just because, promo code JUSTBC. You can now save 15% on those sunglasses you wanted to buy since October 16 or earlier!

Jessica capturing every moment of the DVF show on iPhone 6

Thank you!

I may or may not have said the most embarrassing thing to her, and now I’m mortified.

After 6 years of thirsting patiently waiting, today I met God herself, also known as Jessica Jung, who is in town for NYFW. I even took some blurry photos of her face! I was clearly too excited to focus my phone’s camera, but that’s ok because at least my eyeballs were focused on her.

Even though she was obviously in a rush to get the heck out of the airport (who wouldn’t be after a long ass flight?), she stopped to talk to the huge crowd of fans that gathered and signed some of our stuff. I’m so thankful because in her situation, I would’ve jet the heck outta there! But that’s why I’m not God.

She even asked for our names so she could personalize every single thing and apologized for her apparently terrible handwriting! Please continue stanning this perfect being.

Some guy who wasn’t a fan started asking who she was and then tried asking her for a selfie. She refused his rude ass, thank you queen!

I could probably get into more details but I’m paranoid that I’m in the background of a video somewhere and I don’t want my ugly mug to get tracked down.