HI IT'S JESS

That two week time frame where your bangs are perfect length.

A Day wearing new sweatpants. But like, the fitted kind. You know, sexy sweatpants.

The 5-10 minutes after confidently answering a question about directions from a stranger. I OWN THIS GOD DAMN TOWN.

Walking down the street with a fresh cup of coffee and successfully tricking yourself into thinking you are filming the opening credits of a TV show titled with your own first name.

Bones

Episode summary: A dead body is discovered that has decomposed in a deeply gross and tragic way. The gang solves the mystery of the death. Bones and Booth find it to be a metaphor for their unlikely romance.

Castle

Episode summary: Someone in a murdered in a very mysterious way for for a very mysterious reason. Castle suggests a conspiracy theory. Beckett rolls her eyes. The gang solves the murder. Castle and Beckett find it to be a metaphor for their unlikely romance.

Law & Order

Legit Psychopath.

Two people married this dude??

Public Health Hazard:

A doctor dies each season.

Why so insecure? 

Don’t be a girl nerd cliche!

Radiolab: Stories And Sounds.

Pop Culture Happy Hour: I’m Not Alone!

Slate’s Political Gabfest: Digestible Political Conversation

Reply All: You guys. Internet.

New life for zombies!

Smart, angsty dead girl.

Johnny Karate,

Thanks for your moves to success.

My mom

My dad

I grew up on the east coast

I'm hungry

I'm tired

You look just like of a friend of mine that doesn’t live in this state and I’m trying to figure out if it’s logically possible that you are them.

You have some sweet moves. 

I have tuned out and I am thinking about what I’m going to eat next.

I’m trying to decide if your hat is “working.”

20% chance of forgetting keys and getting locked out

Windchill of -15 degrees

The Pants Requirement

Sidewalk awkward eye contact when you see someone walking towards you from far away.

mac & cheese

cheese and crackers

spaghetti

pizza

wine

a jar of pickles

WTF!

Ummm, no.

Where the F are my keys?

Fuck yea.

BO-RING!

Is that cheese free?