primadonna girl

Doug: So I had some free time and got curious and started watching this season of The Bachelorette and I had to stop when I saw the Bachelorette making out with a man in a full cat suit on the first episode. I've never watched the show before, is this typical? Does that move WORK on people?

@dougdeppert is literally only two years younger than me, so... no?

marley: i am not jealous. i never wanted to be that jealous girlfriend anyway. i know li and i love each other more than like anything. so why should i be worried about someone else? right?

do the sexy love™ with: I’m happily taken, but my boyfriend isn’t an option, so... @jonquilkoenig just because he is super handsome.

sacrifice myself for: @evie--grimhilde, obviously! She’s one of my very best girls!

kick: @sleepyjr-schlafrig. Wake up!

take to prom: @rosalienxthale! Let’s make it a girl’s night!

abandon in jurassic park: @gretagesundheit. There’s a Jurassic Park video game, right? Maybe she’d be okay!

push off a bridge: Sorry, @jaynassar!

Don’t think I’m a fan, sorry! I like sushi, but I think that might be where my relationship with seafood starts and ends.

Oh, my! I think it’d depend on the costumes? But also, isn’t that kinda the same as roleplaying? And, in that case, I’m not sure it’d be my thing! I’d rather me and the person I’m with be, you know, ourselves!

That’s the goal, obvi! The fashion world is super competitive, so I need to be totally ready to face up to it! But, saying that, I also don’t wanna lean into that too much because I think it’s super, super important to be supportive of my fellow designers. We all have a passion for fashion and should support each other accordingly! Healthy competition is a thing, people.

As long as my girls @marley-yao and @sydneyandersen never come to me and tell me that @lishangjr and @deeturkey are being anything less than perfect boyfriends, I think they’re great!

I feel great about them! @dougdeppert is allowed to be friends with whoever he wants and it’d be way unfair for me to be one of those girlfriends that gets mad about stuff like that for no reason. I trust Douggie completely to be friends with other girls just like I’d hope he trusts me to be friends with other guys! Besides, if you do feel, like, crabby and insecure about that stuff with your boyfriend, then... sorry to say this, but I think it means you probably don’t trust him and shouldn’t be with him.

I personally prefer the phrase ‘sisters before misters’ because it sounds cuter, but that’s basically my life motto! I love my best girls so much and since forever, I’ve always pledged to put my girls first and boys second.

I’m gonna go with Fallin’ For You by Colbie Caillat.

Aww! Yes, totally! I’m gonna assume this is one of my best girlies and the feeling is definitely mutual!

Um, @dougdeppert! Duh!

@jungleboyblake is a cutie! But do you know who’s even more of a cutie? @dougdeppert! Besides, even if I didn’t already have a super amazing boyfriend I have every intention on spending Valentine’s Day with, he’s both gay and married, so I’ve got no shot with him any way you look at it.

Herk: Okay so I know it's too soon to think about it BUT if you marry into a dwarf family, are you going to need to take on a dwarf name? And if you DO, what would yours be? Dressy? Fancy? Pretty?! Too many options!