almost crimes

No..Anyways, what’s up Jesse?? We need to hang out more, because I miss it!

Yea, it's been awhile, Mels. Just your luck then considering I'm out of practice with nothing to do right now.

Cutest? Yea, right.

Right. 

The selfies I take always look extremely weird, I always make the weirdest faces.

The cutest ones, you mean.

Oh..I think I’ve got a cold..

Hey, not already? Haven't even seen you around yet.

Says the bad boy of the family. Partying like it’s no one’s business.

That doesn't concern you.

Oh, don’t be such a sour puss. I wasn’t like other people, having sex on the beach. 

Yeah, you better not be.

Heck yeah! I am the life of the party with that unicorn bikini I bought before sailing away from home

Unicorn bikini? I'm not even going to ask.

Very funny.

My brother said he was the coolest person on the ship

Hold up, little sis. You for real right now?

Wandering around the ship, what else? 

Right? Well I wouldn’t say most days for me, but some days.

Some days is probably more accurate, although seems like I run into assholes more often than not.

Jason, hey.

Today has been shit.

Why's that?

How does now sound?

Honestly, I grew up on those cartoons. And it's been years, so I might actually have to agree.