jess🐅

I thought this was a good moment to stop, re-center and take stock of our favourite Justins. Well, mine but you get the gist.

Beyond the first-place Justin, who is the superior species, the ranking is not definite - feel free to create your own top 10 out of the versions. (Be kind to all of them; much like the Kens, the Justins have feelings!)

1. One Justin to rule them all, one Justin to find them, One Justin to bring them all and in the darkness bind them - Goofy nerd Justin

2. Alpha/soft-dom Justin

3. Sideline dad/coach Justin (not mad, just disappointed.. the youths these days, eh?)

4. Grumpy Justin

5. Boyfriend-coded Justin

6. Presser robot Justin (pre-programmed answers included in the original packaging)

7. Overgrown kid Justin

8. Golf Justin

9. ‘Just got out of bed' Justin (messy hair and wrinkled shirt guaranteed upon purchase)

10. Fisherman Justin

Collector items

Unicorn-rare, highly in demand: Shirtless Justin

Brown-eyed Sith Lord Justin (weather-proof)

(Due to high demand and elevated levels of cognitive dissonance, ‘pap-walk Justin’ is currently unavailable)

NB: Some of these photos are from Elle's blog (@herb10) - credit where credit is due!

The way this picture has me thinking the most diabolical things…..

Like there is no way this man has this much control over me LIKE I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS

Side note: The hill I will die on is the fact that Joe is NOT a natural blonde he IS a natural brunette.