Jeslonin

me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????

me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

The last video’s thumbnail is the last thing the uploader saw before Pancake killed them.

Biggest turn off: getting confused when I make a Vine reference

I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about

Sometimes I fear we accidentally created a new language

why fear it when you can embrace it

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

“Loaf” is my favorite state for anything.

Slippers