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The good thing is I have no ego. There, at work in Harlem, my job dangles in front of me and I become a cat performing play with a toy being jerked above my head

On my birthday my mom told me my dog died

today a woman came up to the cash register and said "im tax exempt" and took out an official government card and i said “oh really? cool why what is that?” and she said a very matter-of-factly “im a diplomat” and i put my hand on my hip, smiled and said, “well congratulations”

It’s like a game of telephone where we are all in a circle and I begin and I whisper something into the ear of the person next to me and they hear it but disregard it and restart the game themselves and everyone decides to play that way so by the time it gets back to me its completely different.