Jeromy

80% tired 20% also tired

BOOP

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

Adventure time sums up the “nice guy” trope in a nutshell.

lads had a dream last night that i was at the elton john concert and halfway through crocodile rock he switched to a prince medley and real live flesh and blood prince walked out on stage, and into the stunned, hushed silence i said quietly, “i thought you were dead” and he looked straight at me through the crowds of a million people, put his mouth against the mic, and said “do i look like the kind of man who dies” absolute legend 

This wasn’t a dream this was a premonition

poor pepe

dog at the club

Why do people with foot fetishes never win? Because they like the taste of defeat