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One of my favorite things about going to sleep is that I wake up and there's suddenly a bunch more posts in all my fandom communities that I've never seen before 🎉

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not me laughing at things that are happening to me in real life like they're meme's I found on pinterest
Telling people to calm down does NOT calm them down.
if someone is freaking out, what they need is a train of thought instead of the spiral made of adrenaline they're currently riding on. Such a thing is not snapped into existence(I always like to think "there is no such thing as a metaphorical elevator"), instead, they need to be directed away from the freak out with things that are actually helpful.
Example: someone is getting ready for a performance, they have yet to finish their makeup, they tell you "I'm freaking out, I have to do my makeup". some good responses: "here, use my mirror(er phone as a mirror or something)" "I think there's still some time before you're up" "Can I help you with it?"
the freaking out is caused by a combination of things that affect end up building upon themselves
Example: (Start of freak out) I'm late -> running to keep from getting more late -> lungs working in overtime + panic also increasing lung malfunctions -> hard to breath -> hard to think -> hard to figure out next step toward doing the things I have to do (rinse and repeat until laying on the floor and crying and something is ruined due to lack of not doing it)
anywho, imma give more ideas of actually helpful words just for funsies
"I'm able to help, if you need(or if you aren't, remind them that others are able to help/they can ask for help)" "take a step back for a second/take a breath" (not so much for the performance example) "there's a worst case scenario, a best case scenario, and a most likely scenario, you don't have to expect the worst one"
Me, trying to watch Daredevil: ah, third season, here we go
*three episodes later* there is a horrific lack of flashbacks here...
*google says there's a one season show that happens between seasons two and three* sure, I can do a little sidequesting
*three minutes later(Character says something like "you stopped a final boss! everyone wants to hear about it!")* wait, I don't even know who this is
*she has her own three season show* GAHHH
*watching intro* wait, it has david tennant, oki <3
*I still feel like I'm missing some context, I finally look at a list of marvel in order of release* THERE ARE TWO MORE SHOWS. CURSE YOU EXTREMELY INTERCONNECTED CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
*All three shows are depressing* ok I'm gonna watch some my little pony between episodes so I don't die
Y'all, ain't no way only the ladies fainted, practically no gods in any pantheon are straight

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I was looking at my wall, noticing the washitape on my marauders map came undone, and oh my gosh how did I not notice this before
I'm finally watching Captain America: Brave New World, It's so funny just how prophetic it is
if they'd made it just about 2 years later, they could have saved a lot of money on special effects by using real footage of the president destroying the white house : D
I've been putting together a pinterest board for my OC for at least 4 hours, and she has a girlfriend, so I was adding videos that kinda look like her and her girlfriend and I just keep thinking I want a girlfriend. But I live in a teeny tiny little town and both my parents are pastors(although only my mother has specifically expressed her opinion in favor of straight marriage only) and I can't get a job because I only moved here a year ago and it's one of those "I haven't known you your whole life AND you're a teenager, I can't trust you, I can't give you a job" kinda things, hence, I do not leave my house except for church, hence I cannot meet girls for dating. or anyone for that matter.
this is the first time AO3 has been down since I joined tumblr, I feel the same kind of excited as getting a first period, but everyone is synced up with me already, I feel like everyone gets me.
In season 16, I would very much like it if Dean incorrectly quoted My Little Pony and Castiel corrects him
Please.
Pretty please.

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Do you think Gilderoy Lockhart tried to get on Harry's good side because of the hair potion empire he would have inherited if his grandpa didn't sell the company when he got older? And like- Lockhart doesn't know much about things, but he's pretty sure Harry could take over the whole company when he got older, if he wanted. So he decides he's going to be a mentor to him, and try and nudge him onto the path of "Lockhart gets free Sleekeazy's hair potion for life"...
What a crazy morning filled with innumerable parallels I had the other day.
My mother is the pastor of my church. She was recently preaching on the beatitudes, and we had a new family in attendance. The main focus of the sermon was the meekness and how it isn't weakness, but it is strength under control.
Further into the message, she was talking about how people ought to be searching for the justice and righteousness God provides, not revenge that humans seek.
Rewind about 1 hour.
My sister, our best friend, and I, were hungry, we wanted macaroni and cheese. We asked our mom about it, she said as long as we made enough for everyone that wanted some. In order to figure out how much we needed, the other two went around asking who wanted macaroni, while I stayed in the kitchen to monitor the water. As I was standing there waiting, I saw the new family through the kitchen door, and I just got total heebie jeebies about the dad. He had on a black t-shirt with some kind of little white emblem on the sleeve(I couldn't see what it was, I didn't have my glasses on), and he just sat on his chair, arms crossed. He reminded me of some of the police officers I vaguely know, the kind that have the job so they can take out all their anger on criminals.
Upon further investigation, I have learned that the father of the family answered - on behalf of his ~3 daughters, toddler son, and wife - "No, because we ate just before". According to my friend though, it seemed like the wife would indeed have liked some, but her husband gave her a look and didn't give her a chance to answer.
Back to the moment in the sermon.
The Father of the new family stood up(I did not look at him) and- in the middle of making a point -said, "Excuse me," my mother looked at him the way she looks at the kids when they have something to add(like "I love rainbows" and "I think the donkey said HEE-HAW a lot"). The man continued, "I also believe we should hunger and thirst for righteousness-" I, not knowing he had declined the macaroni, assumed he was going to say something funny about how he was going to the kitchen to get some food and I giggled a bit, however... "But we also know what the Bible says on women in the church, and we just can't be here anymore."
Rewind 2 hours.
We have Sunday school before service, and in my small group, we have been studying 1st and 2nd Corinthians(this year's scripture portion for Nazarene style Bible quizzing). We were at 1st Corinthians, chapter 14, and in verse 34 it says "Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the law says." The exact thing the man was bringing up. However, my father(the leader of our small group) knows that nothing can be taken out of context(as all humans should), especially when reading the Bible, and found commentary on this verse.
1. 1st Corinthians was written by the apostle Paul, as a letter to the Christian church in Corinth, who(we can only assume) had written their own letter to Paul, telling him of quarrels they were having within the church, that they thought he could settle(this was kinda Paul's whole thing, he was a theologian even before he believed in Jesus, and the amount of the new testament that is just Paul writing letters to help churches fix problems or praise people for fixing their problems is extreme)
2. Because Paul was writing to a very specific crowd, he was giving very specific instructions based on the problems they had already told him they were having, one of which was wives interrupting(what would have been) sermons, in order to ask questions about things they had not learned(Because it was not customary for women to be taught such things at that time)
3. Literally the next verse tells them how to avoid interrupting the sermon(so that everyone can focus on the sermon and not how annoyed they are by a bunch of interruptions), "If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church."
(4. This whole chapter is about preventing talking over a pastor or preacher or rabbi or whoever, and also says you should be quiet or go somewhere else if you start speaking in tongues.)
Back to 2ish hours later.
I am frozen in my seat, I can do nothing but stare at my mother, who is asking the man, "What does Jesus say?" The man struggles to find a counter, as he's gathering his family to leave, my mother reminds him(and everyone else) "when Jesus was raised from the dead, the first to find him were two women" the man makes a frustrated/stumped noise, she goes on, "He told them to go and tell this good thing to everyone."
The family still left.
This isn't the first time my mother's ministry has been hindered by such blatant sexism.
However, also included in her sermon, were some of her favorite verses, on which she said she dwells on often, especially on difficult days. That day, she needed them. And she had them before she even knew she needed them.
Fast forward about 15 minutes.
it was the very end of church and the worship team (which includes my sister and I) went up to sing the last song. I don't remember what song it was now, but there was a line that hit us both in the gut in that moment. I think it had something to do with listening to the truth or maybe standing up to people who are against you. My sister almost started sobbing, and I had to sing almost an octave higher than usual to keep from crying. By the end of the song, my sister was beet red and snotty, and my mom came back on stage to pray over everyone before they left.
When she was done I went and laid my head on her shoulder. I have never really liked physical touch with my mom. I'm autistic, and I've sort of always been a dad kid. She and I disagree on some big things, and until a few years ago, when she started seeing a therapist, she was prone to big outbursts of stress. I still don't think I can fully relax around her. But in this moment, this was exactly what we both needed. We both took a deep breath, she thanked me, and we both walked off stage in different directions.
My mom went to go talk to the crowd. One of the first people to walk up to her was our church's resident red hat wearer. He told her he was ready to go out and follow the dad and beat him to a pulp, but remembered the meekness she was talking about. Other people were also talking about how it was a perfect example of meekness and not taking revenge.
Meanwhile, I went over and talked to my friend and sister. The first couple of seconds were just us staring at each other like "immaslapabish".
After a bit, we talked to my mom, and we all vented a while. My mom said something heartbreaking. She said that some people genuinely believe that because Eve was the first to sin, all women are still cursed, and that Jesus' sacrifice was only enough to save the souls of men. There was a collective agreement of "Fuck that".
Then when we had exhausted our complaints, started to plan a day meandering and riding in shopping carts at the store. And our day essentially continued as most Sundays, as if nothing had happened. We went to the store, spent hours in the book section, then in the toy section. We found cheap snacks, checked out, and went back to my house.
I really think this was good justice. This crap face failed to ruin a day. He may have perhaps only ruined a 20 minutes.
Extra stuff in case you need more cheered up from this rollercoaster of emotion:
My bestie's little sister is 8, she wasn't there when this happened, but if she were, everyone says she would have jumped out her seat and fully cursed out this guy herself.
I am certain(about often think about) that if there were chickens or goats or something interrupting church in Corinth, there would be a verse about leaving said animals at home.
My mom's friend said that she finally got to win an argument that she has with herself in the shower. She couldn't agree more.
The guy literally interrupted a sermon based on a verse about not interrupting sermons. 🤦🏼
Paul's writings are some of the least universal parts of the Bible(which is saying something because a lot of it is still very applicable today) because he always wrote in response to specific problems. In all my Bible reading, I have only heard a few things that I'm 100% aren't true anymore(even with all context surrounding) all in a book written by Paul, one example, when he's talking about marital love and how to act towards spouses, it says "husbands, love your wives as you love your own body, after all, a man never hated his own body" 😬 yeah, sorry Paul, buddy, it just- we invented mirrors...
The new family had a really cute baby(not previously mentioned because baby wouldn't have been able to eat the macaroni).
I think this might have also been the day I watched twilight for the first time.
Also this might've been the day I got 4 rubber duckies for 3 dollars worth of claw machine plays in the little arcade at said store.
Also, I don't remember if my mom actually actually said it(I'm not the best at remembering stuff word for word) but my mom definitely would have said "fuck that". She also said she cursed in front of people she never had before that day.
I'm just gonna leave this here...
This morning the doctor's office called me twice to ask a bunch of new patient questions, according to my phone history I answered both, but I'm quite certain I answered the first call in my sleep. I remember being on a phone call in my dream and my voice wouldn't let me say anything(how it usually goes when your voice is trying to escape from the dream realm to real life) but the person on the other side of the call was like "hello? Are you alright?" I actually have no idea when that call ended. Also, the two calls seemed to be from different branches and they were only six minutes apart, so I have no idea how I could have been almost entirely asleep in one moment, and all the way awake the next. Both would have the same ringtone, so why would hearing Carry on Wayward Son a second time wake me up more than the first?
David Bowie potty trained my dog.
I mean, basically. Everyday, I have to wait for my sister at her school bus stop, right outside the house(to show the bus driver she's not home alone). I have an alarm that reminds me to do so, and my default alarm sound is a snippet of Starman.
At the beginning, I just brought her with me because she doesn't go outside very often, and I thought it could be good for her. She then realized other dogs were around, and they had peed in our yard, so, everytime we went out she would go back and re-mark her territory.
Now, any time she hears the chorus of Starman, she runs to me, excited that it's time to go out and go potty.

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I have been saying florean foretscue this whole time, it is very much Fortescue and the way I have been saying it looks really stupid written down.
(I had no idea how to add words when I first posted this) This is my oc, Cassandra Morwood. I have been writing her in my fanfiction(Stirring Sticks[free guy]{it is very oc heavy}), and the longer I look at the picture with the pizza, the more disappointed I get in myself, except for the pizza itself.