Tell Me About Your OCs, I Think They're Pretty Neat!

reblog if you dont have a bra on

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

I love photos of the gay friend group because that joke of gay people never dress for the same occasion is unfortunately very true

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

”Hey there, folks—Cave Johnson here. Did you know that ever since our marketing department decided that rainbow capitalism was the way forward, Aperture Science has risen to within the top 25 queer-friendly companies in the country? That’s right, whether it’s wormhole technology or pandering to a target audience, you can always expect nothing but the best from us. But wait—it. gets. better. We crunched the numbers, and guess what? With our new policy of covering costs for any and all gender affirming services for employees, we’re just 350 satisfied patients away from making it to the top ten! Granted… we do only have a total of 234 trans employees here at the moment. Good news though! The lab girls say they’re working on a plan to find 116 more! They’re hard at work on it currently, and I don’t know about you but I can’t wait to see— in the meantime though, they’ve been handing out flag stickers for pride month. Apparently, if you wear them directly on your skin and change them twice a week, that means you’re showing maximum solidarity.”

always be suspicious when there is 3 of something. know the culprit. it could be the magician and her deceitful Monte. it cold be the comedian and her perverted Rule. It could be the feminist theorist and her archaic Wave. It could be the sociologist and her fictitious Place. It could be the physicist and her sinister Body Problem.

season one of the clone wars is so funny because there's just a bunch of throwaway actions and small details that would totally happen in fanfiction. like anakin and obi-wan getting drunk and ending up being locked in a cage with count dooku? fanfiction! general grievous coming home after a long day and ending up having a home invasion? fan fiction! jar jar binks wondering why there's a jedi's cloak in padme's closet? FAN FICTION!!!!