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Hazel London: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn

When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

And She serve dessert

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

calibraptor:

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

being in a public restroom

being in a public

being

people adding things 2 my posts

your posts

ur blog

u

you thinking that comment was necessary

thinking

wen u zoom in

love

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Tumblr’s new layout

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the internet

Lávate la cara y ponte bonita, que no naciste con él y tampoco morirás por él.“