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0008 My husband is an expert at looking busy when in actual fact he is avoiding any real work like the plague. Today as per normal he was going through the overnight E Mail, extremely energetic, when he called me across. Apparently we had received a message from one of the major chain stores offering us a $ 10.00 bonus if we were to spend $ 60 in one spend. As a result he suggested We should…

Ok, I will admit it. I may have spent too much time on this board criticising my poor defenceless clown of a husband, but to be honest he is not the only one in this household to do, say or partake in gormless talk or activities. To be fair it’s 90% him but I do have to cop a little blame as well. Well not much but a teeny, weensy little bit. I was cooking a cake for Christmas. After it was…

No 0006. I always find it amazing that someone can do a good turn for others around him, but still feel guilty. Yes a strange comment but i will explain. Several weeks ago my husband popped out for some afternoon shopping. He parked at our local shops, full of energy jumped from his car, well to be honest he probably crawled as per his normal speed of movement, Yes he had noticed two males…

No 0005 I am aware that my husband has referred to me as a “Skatty Blond Bimbo.” In the past. But as least he can not complain that he was not forewarned. …. An early warning. I am aware that my husband has referred to me as a “Skatty Blond Bimbo.” In the past. But as least he can not complain that he was not forewarned. …. An early warning.

No 0005 I am aware that my husband has referred to me as a “Skatty Blond Bimbo.” In the past. But as least he can not complain that he was not forewarned. …. An early warning. I am aware that my husband has referred to me as a “Skatty Blond Bimbo.” In the past. But as least he can not complain that he was not forewarned. …. An early warning.

No 0004 No 0004. It all started with what should have been a routine everyday problem. My Husbands printer had run out of ink cartridges. Typical of him he had run the machine completely out of ink, meaning he had to replace all five cartridges. A visit to our Office Supply Store was required. The first shock was that all five cartridges were going to cost nearly $150. His printer only cost $…

No0003 My Husband retired too early. After a few weeks he became bored silly with nothing to do, so he went out and bought himself a Taxi,did all the courses, and then spent the next 15 years working 12 hours a day and thoroughly enjoying himself. As he said, that’s not work, driving around the City, seeing the sites, but best of all, talking, laughing and meeting people. But one day he found…

Tonight i was carrying out my normal household duties, when in the corner of our living area i spotted a very large, what i thought was a curled up leaf. Must have blown in from outside, and as house proud as ever, it had to be removed. So i bent down to remove the intruder from my previously immaculate pristine home environment. To my horror this leaf suddenly sprouted huge legs in every…

No 0001 I think it would be better if I was totally honest here. Accepting my normal daytime persona which I display to the world around me, yes I am full of… Who,s the boss.

No 501 One thing I have learned from my idiot of A husband is that what we regard as disgusting today, Was in Medieval times regarded as a source of great humour. I hate to say it but what i am talking about it the male practice of relieving bowel gases through the anus,, ie farting. My husband honestly believed that only men farted, never woman. But in medieval times unlike today, our heroes…

No 502. Several weeks ago my son. Gave me a present. Bearing in mind he is a result of my union with that lout of a northern English moron, perhaps not surprising. This tiny object had the ability to produce the most disgusting sounds replicating the vile noises of gas release from the bowels. Please excuse me here but I was brought up proper like, so there is no way I can’t use the uncouth…

No. 503. I have to admit it I do like to dress in colourful clothes, especially in the house. So recently I bought myself some very bright leggings. In one case A very bright orange pair which when worn with an equally bright top, has my husband insisting that re requires very dark sun glasses in the house. However today I decided to wear a jazzy blue pair, I walked past him and he casually…

Oh dear, Hubby had a medical appointment today. This meant an early rise, Rushed breakfast, as he tries to keep to his normal early routine. No luck,. He was worried about his Doctors appointment, so eventually we ventured from the house for this unwelcome. Medical necessity. Let me explain, I am a 79 year old retired woman, married to a 82vear Old clown for some 60 years. as previous explained…