Rebel GRRRL

pov: your dead wife is asking if you're gonna finish your melon soda float

[leaning casually on a table] heyyyyyyy I’m back 🌹

I knit another sweater hehe. Stripes and rabbits. Yarn is all from my stash, I've been trying to use it up. It's also all secondhand (acrylic). I'm excited to have it finished and I'm wearing it right now! It was a lot of fun to make, though I was paranoid about losing yarn chicken the whole time haha. The chart is from Pinterest (I did not make it). I'll attach it below in case anyone wants to use it. I figured out the shaping and everything for the sweater myself, so there's no pattern for that, but it's pretty much just a simple bottom up sweater.

'Fars' Sweater (Wales, 1980s) designed by Jamie & Jessi Seaton, Amgueddfa Cymru – Museum Wales.

"Memories can be deep and profound, but the mind can flash through them at light speed-- specially if they are memories frequently visited."

Reference and close ups under the cut!

taumoeba (obviously)

instructions on how to use taumoeba (obviously)

50+ hrs of unedited footage of Grace fucking up a bunch of stuff in the ship

so much info about Eridian language

1700+ hrs of unedited footage of Grace and Rocky fucking up a bunch of shit in the ship

Cannot emphasize how much info on the eridian sentence structure there is here

a weirdass knit sweater pattern that takes people weeks to realize is for Rocky

literally hundreds of pages of Grace just describing Eridian linguistic history which like honestly isn't even his field why should we even listen to this guy- (hes the only one to ever fucking met an intelligent alien Dave. we'll take him at his word)

Why the Goldilocks Zone is for Idiots Part 2: Biological Diversity all across the Petrova Line (subtitled "We haven't found them yet BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THEY DONT FUDHING EXIST-")

what are essentially just those reaction videos "Alien watches Legally Blonde for the first time" "Alien gives thoughts on movie Cats (2019)" "You'll never believe what this Alien thinks of the movie Fantastic Mr. Fox"

Grace's modified cardigan charts because someone was asking for them on his Ravelry and he never actually got around to posting them

(people have already fully recreated this cardigan just months after his launch. but they appreciate it)

very respective, kind eulogies for everyone who died in this mission (Grace AND Rocky's crew)

a lace shawl pattern inspired by the petrova line with a beaded fringe. knitters everywhere weep in despair because those instructions are gOD AWFUL, the man had 0 (zero) test knitters AND THERES NO PICTURES FUCK

Rocky make Grace cringe compilation statement