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Just bought of a lifetime @lagvintage (at AKBAR)

So wait. Is Jessica Lange in American Horror Story Season 6 or not?!

With my fave 2016 Emmy nominee @gayofthrones

Just realized I've lived in LA for six years as of yesterday and I still haven't gotten stoned with Jennifer Aniston.

30, huh?

Can't stop staring at this perfect photo of two of my favorite icons. I would give anything to be Melanie's cigarette or Goldie's feet.

My latest podcast features filmmaking icons @randybarbato and @fentonjbailey. We talk their movies, their lives, my life, and of course their masterful creation: Rupaul's Drag Race!

LA is nailing the bus stop ad game this morning.

Happy Drag Race Premiere Day! (at World of Wonder Productions)

We had a blast!

It just dawned on me that I've been wearing a turban for the past hour without even Instagramming it. Fixed though.

Just spent a solid 10 minutes explaining why I'm so proud of Eve Plumb.

Congrats Mommy @amyschumer

Last night was the finale "Scream After Dark" special, my little after show mini series for MTV's "Scream". This came about in the weirdest way, by which I mean my agents called me one day which I usually assume means I'm getting dropped, but they were actually calling with good news about hosting an after show for MTV, and not just MTV but "Scream". I've always been a big "Scream" fan and a few years ago they started staffing the first season of the TV series and I went in on a few interviews about writing on it. It was the closest I had gotten to staff writing on a scripted show and not just a scripted show but one I was actually interested in so I was so, so, so excited. And I really thought it was going to happen. It felt like it would, in that way that things sometimes actually feel right and you feel less like you've just conned a room full of people into thinking you can do something you have zero idea how to do (a feeling I have 99% of the time). Then it didn't happen. A few days before Christmas (why is it always right before Christmas?) they called to say it wasn't moving forward and I was DEVASTATED. And furious. And inevitably, a Dickensian level of depressed. Which, at the very least, worked for that time of year. So then, cut to almost two years later, when they call and offer me a gig hosting their after show it was a nice moment of disappointment leading to something better. It literally combined everything I wanted: to be a part of the "Scream" universe, to feel like Andy Cohen, and to make money. It's been a cool summer of feeling a tiny bit more special that I was on TV again and not just on TV but doing something I felt genuinely proud of. So I'm going to try and hold onto this as a reminder that sometimes when shit is falling apart, it's only leading to something so much better. SOMETIMES Oprah isn't just gorgeously infuriating, sometimes she is right. Anyway. Thanks @MTV and everyone who watched.

@johnmilhiser and I show you how blood is made on tonight's Scream After Dark. It's deeply unsettling. Watch it on @MTV!

Set your DVR for the finale of Scream After Dark on MTV following the Scream finale at 10pm this Tuesday. It's important enough for them to put me in a tie but not important enough for them to make sure it was straightened.