jeeps and hot things

Father's Day is not about presents for dear old dad, it's about showing your appreciation for their presence in your life.

Funny when feminist drink out of this because they are dumb as shit.

Just spent an hour at the dentist. The whole time the lady hygienist was asking me if she needed to show me how to floss, or bush, or mouthwash. After she asked the question she would wait for me to respond but didn't have the brains to remove the man sized lady hands from my mouth. How am I supposed to answer a question with a hoof in my mouth? Then she is finishes stabbing me in the gums and turns to her assistant and says that I had "excessive bleeding". I'm thinking well no shit, you only stabbed me 103 times. Now it's time for The pumice wheel, apparently the correct way to use that is to turn it at a 45 degree angle and massage the gum until it bleeds. After all that was done it was time for the fluoride which only takes a couple seconds to apply. The hygienist then tells me that I cannot eat crunchy food, drink soft drinks or alcohol. So I walk outside and get in my jeep, start it up and PACK A FAT ONE! (Dipping tobacco) they didn't say shit about that.