NATM incorrect quotes
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Larry, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Ahkmenrah, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK
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Larry: God, give me patience.
Ahkmenrah: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Larry: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead and wouldn't wake up again
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Larry: This is a mistake
Ahkmenrah, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Larry: But not today
Ahkmenrah, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
*Octavius and Jedediah laughing and giving more ice cream to the huns*
Larry: ...you had some alcohol in your chamber? is it still drinkable?
Ahkmenrah: Larry. It's wine. of course it is!
Larry: let's go then
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Ahkmenrah: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Larry: Killed without hesitation.
Ahkmenrah: No? Guardian of Brooklyn...do you wanna talk about it?
Larry: No
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Octavius: In my defense, I was left unsupervised
Larry: Wasn't Jedediah with you?
Jedediah: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised
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Octavius, whispering to Ahkmenrah, who’s on the phone with Larry: Ask them something!
Ahkmenrah: How are you feeling tonight guardian of Brooklyn?
Larry: Fine? you can call me just Larry Ahk. We have been friends for so long already!
Jedediah: Something personal!
Ahkmenrah: At what age did you first get your period?
Larry: ....Can you tell Octavius and Jedediah to go away?
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Larry: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Ahkmenrah: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours, i'm so sorry
Octavius: I got distracted about halfway through
Jedediah: Ignoring you was a conscious decision gigantor
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Attila: *Screams*
Larry: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Jedediah: Should we do something?!
Octavius, observing: No, I want to see who wins this
Teddy: We all know that our little Pharaoh would win that
Jedediah & Octavius: True, true
Ahkmenrah: ...I'm not that loud
Everyone, even Larry: Yes you are
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Ahkmenrah: Larry, I'm sad.
Larry: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay baby
Jedediah: Octavius, I'm sad.
Octavius, nodding: mood.
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Larry: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Larry and Ahkmenrah, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Jedediah: Our turn, Octavius! One, two, three- vanilla!
Octavius, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake
