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codychristian - weekend vibes

“Yes!” she exclaimed, throwing her hands up in victory. “You get to buy dinner, that was the deal, my friend.”

“As long as you like.. curb the appetite or something. I’m always broke because I’m always paying for you to eat.. and you eat more than any football team.”

      “It’s safe — just the one time. Well, that explains why she’s fucking insane then. The hot ones always are.”

“Just this one time..-- comforting. I guess it does, can’t even walk into Dany’s place without her getting all territorial, it’s like being kicked out of my own place. So you’re going in, through the front door -- through a window, whichever way, but I’m staying outside.”

     “I’m disappointed you think I would stop to such levels.”

“You basically live on that level.”

“Someone that doesn’t want to be relentlessly teased by their best friend.”

“You do that anyway, so I’m not entirely sure what i’d really get out of giving up on this. But fine, you win, you always win.”

    “Consider it noted, is she at least hot?”

“That depends, are you going to hit me or something if I say she is? You know.. considering she’s not Clem.. who you don’t even get on with..” He asked slowly, “If I’m safe, then she’s crazy hot.. Like, it’s completely obvious why she’s bat shit insane. She’s too hot.”

          “Nice try, Okay —– got the spray paint, right?”

“Three cans in the bag, another few in the back of my car. Of course I have the spray paint.”

“Fine fine.. You win. Burgers on me, but only if we go to the place I get them from. Nobody else does vegetarian like they do.”

“You sure enough to raise the stakes a little?”

“What’re you thinking?”