forever is the sweetest con

Can anyone name one (1) great European achievement from the past 50 years?

What A Feeling by One Direction

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

I used to be a human then i was godlike and perfect for a while and then I got tired and now im an beast. you know how it is

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

i’m the devil’s situationship and he grants a significant proportion of my wishes

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

i have cramps so bad i hope taylor swifts boyfriend dies

not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

When people are like I’m the female Anthony bourdain and I’m like respectfully you could never