I hope you don't see me as just another tumblr mutual, but as an extremely fuckable tumblr mutual

being turned on makes me kinda stupid, you should take advantage of that

horny blogging is so funny because regardless of what the post is, however beautifully or bluntly worded it is, whatever the specific subject matter, really all we're doing here is saying "im horny!" and then people reblog it to say "me too!" and the simple solidarity in that is very cute to me.

Reblog this to encourage prev to take nudes 💕

I love when I see a Joke Post kink concept & it's something I'm actually unironically into. What's better is when the op actually means it, too. "[Kink] but I'm [joke]" format has a 50% chance of being a joke it's just phrased like one

Never underestimate the human capability to be sexually aroused by some specific ass scenarios

mutuals can hit. Obviously

corruption is fun but have you ever considered sex as something divine? something holy in its own right? what purer form of worship is there than to devote your body, heart, and soul someone, to put every fiber of your being to the task of loving them? let me spread you out on the altar of our love and draw the divinity from your skin through touch and tongue and whispered words.

“get off me, you sick fuck” 🤝 “say that again baby, i’m almost there”

"just friends" can suck eachothers nipples, right?

include your plushies in your nudes

are you liking my posts bc you’re rocking w my blog or bc you want me to moan your name while i touch myself ?

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll